Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
| *nightmare4taki* |
Aug 2 2006, 05:23 PM
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Im just curious, since this is one of the most famous joke ever, but has anyone ever really seen a chicken cross the road?
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Aug 3 2006, 11:51 AM
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![]() oooh yeah. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
Well, this was my knock-knock joke:
Knock knock. Who's there? Yo momma. Yo momma who? WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA FOR. *headbutt* |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM
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nightmare4taki Why did the chicken cross the road? Aug 2 2006, 05:23 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo Every day man!
I feel bad because people thin... Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
tic tac. I know the answer!
He was scared of KFC.
And... Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
nightmare4taki QUOTE(tic tac. @ Aug 2 2006, 5:24 PM) I k... Aug 2 2006, 05:25 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo QUOTE(tic tac. @ Aug 2 2006, 6:24 PM) I k... Aug 2 2006, 05:33 PM
Billy Joe I saw one on the sidewalk with a leash. Does that ... Aug 2 2006, 05:26 PM
smallsXalmighty I saw one inside my school but never one cross the... Aug 2 2006, 05:27 PM
Quarantine. actually i know the anwser.
Why did the chicken cr... Aug 2 2006, 05:28 PM
lolita kitty ROFL, I have never seen a chicken cross a road Aug 2 2006, 05:34 PM
smallsXalmighty I have also seen a dog attack a chicken
I felt s... Aug 2 2006, 05:37 PM
emazing I've seen deer crossing the road before, but n... Aug 2 2006, 06:13 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo QUOTE(emazing @ Aug 2 2006, 7:13 PM) I... Aug 2 2006, 06:16 PM
Jeng good question kc.i rally dont know, maybe because ... Aug 2 2006, 06:56 PM
tainted_angel The chicken had to walk across the road of shame, ... Aug 2 2006, 07:10 PM
smallsXalmighty QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 2 2006, 8:10 PM... Aug 2 2006, 07:18 PM
Stefan The Sex God Yeah I have.
But it had just escaped from some sti... Aug 2 2006, 09:51 PM
icy_wonderland I've never seen a chicken cross the road befor... Aug 2 2006, 10:50 PM
ichigofan lol no ive never seen a chicken crossing a road, i... Aug 2 2006, 11:25 PM
KissMe2408 No, but I def saw a racoon family cross the road t... Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM
bballchick1 Hmm..have I ever seen a chicken cross the road?
N... Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM
JanetteRonaldo ...but dont chickens fly? atleast like somewhat ab... Aug 3 2006, 01:27 AM
Quarantine. QUOTE(JanetteRonaldo @ Aug 3 2006, 2:27 A... Aug 3 2006, 01:53 AM
xXYouMeBedNowXx Just peacocks.
Is that weirder? Aug 3 2006, 01:31 AM
StanleyThePanda Because he wanted to get to the other side. duh.
... Aug 3 2006, 01:52 AM
JanetteRonaldo LOL! wow. i pwned that joke. Aug 3 2006, 01:55 AM
RiC3xBoy Too bad, if I saw one cross the road, I'd scre... Aug 3 2006, 02:47 AM
JanetteRonaldo hahahahhaha.
no kevin, you`d take it to
your ... Aug 3 2006, 02:48 AM
StarryEyedSurprize nope I've never seen one cross a road... how s... Aug 3 2006, 09:25 AM
My Cinderella. I've never seen an actually chicken crossed th... Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM
Born in a burial gown So, which chicken are we talking about? Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM
Zatanna Never. I've seen a deer, several dogs and cat... Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM
marzipan QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM) I... Aug 3 2006, 10:45 AM
Born in a burial gown QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 5:43 PM) I... Aug 3 2006, 10:48 AM
nightmare4taki Knock Knock Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM
Born in a burial gown Who's there? Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM
nightmare4taki QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11... Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM
rawtheekuh. Yo momma. Aug 3 2006, 11:47 AM
Born in a burial gown What was the point? Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM
nightmare4taki QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11... Aug 3 2006, 11:50 AM
Born in a burial gown QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Aug 3 2006, 6:50 P... Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM
rawtheekuh. KAYTHEE. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
Just playi... Aug 3 2006, 11:58 AM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo He wanted to go out to eat.. at Kfc.. thats why. Aug 3 2006, 11:59 AM
Ryan I've seen my grandma behead a chicken. As for ... Aug 3 2006, 02:45 PM
xXYouMeBedNowXx I'd love to see a chicken attempt to fly, hove... Aug 3 2006, 06:03 PM
This Confession because he wanted to get to the other side.
and n... Aug 3 2006, 06:30 PM
maguti To get away from you. psyche.
Yes i have. My dad ... Aug 3 2006, 08:58 PM
iRock cB Yes. Two actually. Haha. Aug 3 2006, 09:09 PM
icy_wonderland there's bird flu to kill chickens Aug 3 2006, 09:13 PM
Cake. no, but i have seen a sign that said "deer x-... Aug 3 2006, 09:37 PM
medicalxinjektion QUOTE(Cake. @ Aug 3 2006, 10:37 PM) no, b... Aug 3 2006, 10:09 PM
yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(Cake. @ Aug 3 2006, 6:37 PM) no, bu... Aug 4 2006, 12:31 AM![]() ![]() |