Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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 Aug 2 2006, 05:23 PM
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Im just curious, since this is one of the most famous joke ever, but has anyone ever really seen a chicken cross the road?
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Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
I know the answer!
He was scared of KFC. And no, I have never seen a turkey cross the road. I never even seen a live turkey. EDIT// I meant chicken. WTF. Damn it, Shelby! |
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Aug 2 2006, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE(tic tac. @ Aug 2 2006, 6:24 PM)  I know the answer! He was scared of KFC. And no, I have never seen a turkey cross the road. I never even seen a live turkey. YOU CANT BEAT TURKEY HILL! 
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nightmare4taki Why did the chicken cross the road? Aug 2 2006, 05:23 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo Every day man!
I feel bad because people thin... Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
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Why did the chicken cr... Aug 2 2006, 05:28 PM lolita kitty ROFL, I have never seen a chicken cross a road Aug 2 2006, 05:34 PM smallsXalmighty I have also seen a dog attack a chicken
I felt s... Aug 2 2006, 05:37 PM emazing I've seen deer crossing the road before, but n... Aug 2 2006, 06:13 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo QUOTE(emazing @ Aug 2 2006, 7:13 PM) I... Aug 2 2006, 06:16 PM Jeng good question kc.i rally dont know, maybe because ... Aug 2 2006, 06:56 PM tainted_angel The chicken had to walk across the road of shame, ... Aug 2 2006, 07:10 PM smallsXalmighty QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 2 2006, 8:10 PM... Aug 2 2006, 07:18 PM Stefan The Sex God Yeah I have.
But it had just escaped from some sti... Aug 2 2006, 09:51 PM icy_wonderland I've never seen a chicken cross the road befor... Aug 2 2006, 10:50 PM ichigofan lol no ive never seen a chicken crossing a road, i... Aug 2 2006, 11:25 PM KissMe2408 No, but I def saw a racoon family cross the road t... Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM bballchick1 Hmm..have I ever seen a chicken cross the road?
N... Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM JanetteRonaldo ...but dont chickens fly? atleast like somewhat ab... Aug 3 2006, 01:27 AM Quarantine. QUOTE(JanetteRonaldo @ Aug 3 2006, 2:27 A... Aug 3 2006, 01:53 AM xXYouMeBedNowXx Just peacocks.
Is that weirder? Aug 3 2006, 01:31 AM StanleyThePanda Because he wanted to get to the other side. duh.
... Aug 3 2006, 01:52 AM JanetteRonaldo LOL! wow. i pwned that joke. Aug 3 2006, 01:55 AM RiC3xBoy Too bad, if I saw one cross the road, I'd scre... Aug 3 2006, 02:47 AM JanetteRonaldo hahahahhaha.
no kevin, you`d take it to
your ... Aug 3 2006, 02:48 AM StarryEyedSurprize nope I've never seen one cross a road... how s... Aug 3 2006, 09:25 AM My Cinderella. I've never seen an actually chicken crossed th... Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM Born in a burial gown So, which chicken are we talking about? Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM Zatanna Never. I've seen a deer, several dogs and cat... Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM marzipan QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM) I... Aug 3 2006, 10:45 AM Born in a burial gown QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 5:43 PM) I... Aug 3 2006, 10:48 AM nightmare4taki Knock Knock Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM Born in a burial gown Who's there? Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM nightmare4taki QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11... Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM rawtheekuh. Yo momma. Aug 3 2006, 11:47 AM Born in a burial gown What was the point? Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM nightmare4taki QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11... Aug 3 2006, 11:50 AM Born in a burial gown QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Aug 3 2006, 6:50 P... Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM rawtheekuh. Well, this was my knock-knock joke:
Knock knock.
W... Aug 3 2006, 11:51 AM nightmare4taki ^haha
QUOTE(rawtheekuh. @ Aug 3 2006, 11... Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM rawtheekuh. KAYTHEE. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
Just playi... Aug 3 2006, 11:58 AM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo He wanted to go out to eat.. at Kfc.. thats why. Aug 3 2006, 11:59 AM Ryan I've seen my grandma behead a chicken. As for ... Aug 3 2006, 02:45 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx I'd love to see a chicken attempt to fly, hove... Aug 3 2006, 06:03 PM This Confession because he wanted to get to the other side.
and n... Aug 3 2006, 06:30 PM maguti To get away from you. psyche.
Yes i have. My dad ... Aug 3 2006, 08:58 PM iRock cB Yes. Two actually. Haha. Aug 3 2006, 09:09 PM icy_wonderland there's bird flu to kill chickens Aug 3 2006, 09:13 PM Cake. no, but i have seen a sign that said "deer x-... Aug 3 2006, 09:37 PM medicalxinjektion QUOTE(Cake. @ Aug 3 2006, 10:37 PM) no, b... Aug 3 2006, 10:09 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(Cake. @ Aug 3 2006, 6:37 PM) no, bu... Aug 4 2006, 12:31 AM |
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