STEAL ALL THEIR SHIT AND RUN. Options

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

I have a habit of pulling on the car doors of cars parked on the street. I used to hotwire cars but then I got caught and now am too scared to go it again, but on the rare occasion people stupidly leave their car unlocked I can't resist getting inside and scrounging for money or valuables. Hey, it's their fault for leaving their doors open in cities like the Bay gots.

I also jay-walk and touch the cars that pass me by.

Do any of you take the oppurtunity to do something bad while no one is looking ? Like ... taking the last cookie from the cookie jar.

Do people have cookie jars anyway ? My mom just buys cookies and we take the cookies from their little package.

[AngryBaby]

i remember once, i stole this fruit rollup. and i stole it because it was 75 cents and i thought that was ridiculous, i mean who do they think they are? and, and it wasnt even the fruit by the foot ones. it was the small ones. the small ones that you tear in half. and put the tattoo on your tongue. but the tattoo only goes on like, you know, half way, so when you put it on, you end up dissapointed because the awsome tattoo you been expecting to come out, you know, the ones that you see on the commercials that look so awsome, only comes out half way. so then your angry. and you have to walk around with a half tattoo mark on your tongue and people are like, "ew, whats that?" and you have to be like "a tattoo", then they just give you that stare, ya'know? so i took the fruit rollup. and put it.....in my...pocket. and the gas station man was reading something. i think it was People. so then i carefully walked passed the arab man reading the people magazine. and walked outside. i took a deep breath. and smiled as i unwravaled my fruit rollup. i was so happy. so happy. and i ate it.

i felt bad though

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

i remember once, i stole this fruit rollup. and i stole it because it was 75 cents and i thought that was ridiculous, i mean who do they think they are? and, and it wasnt even the fruit by the foot ones. it was the small ones. the small ones that you tear in half. and put the tattoo on your tongue. but the tattoo only goes on like, you know, half way, so when you put it on, you end up dissapointed because the awsome tattoo you been expecting to come out, you know, the ones that you see on the commercials that look so awsome, only comes out half way. so then your angry. so i took the fruit rollup. and put it.....in my...pocket. and the gas station man was reading something. i think it was People. so then i carefully walked passed the arab man reading the people magazine. and walked outside. i took a deep breath. and smiled as i unwravaled my fruit rollup. i was so happy. so happy. and i ate it.

i felt bad though

The NERVE OF THOSE PEOPLE. Charging 75 cents for imposter fruit by the foots. Sheesh. I ain't a millionare. I feel you Evan. I hope you SAVORED the fruity goodness.