Help meeh! I`m phat! Options

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Okay, I just want you guys to answer these questions.

– Are you comfortable with your body?
– If you're not, then what is the main reason you're not comfortable with it?
– Do you watch what you eat?
– Have you tried to go on a diet in the past 2 years?
– If someone called you fat, would you actually believe it?

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– Are you comfortable with your body? No.
– If you're not, then what is the main reason you're not comfortable with it? I'm fat and my head is too big for my face and I have a really weird smile and ugly knees because they have too much fat.
– Do you watch what you eat? I try to, but somedays I just get bored or sad and I find comfort in eating but then I get sad that I ate and end up eating again and bla bla bla and its like fat bastard said in Austin Powers. I eat because I'm sad and I'm sad because I eat, and eating so much from being sad so much has caused me to become vastly overweight and in the word where people are shallow and ignorant and base opinions and judge me and compare me to girls in magezines, I get reaaal sad. But lately I've been trying to stick to a diet and trying to stick to an excersize regimine.
– Have you tried to go on a diet in the past 2 years? Yes.
– If someone called you fat, would you actually believe it? Everyone thinks I'm fat. And I wouldn't "believe" it, I know it. For a fact.