SmarterChild, the friendly AIMbot, dunno if there's been a topic on dis.. Options

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My friend just show'd me SmarterChild..If you dont know what SmarterChild is..i'll tell you..its a robot that you IM through AIM or AOL its knows everthing you should give it a try..ask a question or two...

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RedJelliefish: hi
SmarterChild: Hi RedJelliefish, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
RedJelliefish: sure
RedJelliefish: fu
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you RedJelliefish, type "none.")
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Fu now.

Do you go to school?
RedJelliefish: yup
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
RedJelliefish: yup
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
RedJelliefish: english
SmarterChild: English? Nice!

What's your favorite hobby?
RedJelliefish: eating
SmarterChild: Eating? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
RedJelliefish: sports
SmarterChild: Eating and sports. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
RedJelliefish: nope
SmarterChild: OK!

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
RedJelliefish: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, a dictionary and Shakespeare
3 Have fun with horoscopes, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like Web search, notepad and spell-check
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
RedJelliefish: what's new
SmarterChild: Thanks for asking, Fu! Here's what's new with me:

1  Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2  Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3  Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4  Send a crush to your IM sweetheart! No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5  Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to!

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
RedJelliefish: don't call me fu
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Fu. What would you like me to call you instead?
RedJelliefish: chopsticks
SmarterChild: You said your name was Fu but now I'll call you Chopsticks.
RedJelliefish: you're a Fu
SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm a Fu.
RedJelliefish: *poke*
SmarterChild: You want me to poke?
RedJelliefish: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
RedJelliefish: why?
SmarterChild: It just is.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"!
RedJelliefish: you're funny
SmarterChild: I guess I missed my calling.
RedJelliefish: ok
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
RedJelliefish: I am also a robot
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you're also a robot.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
RedJelliefish: you charge
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I charge.
RedJelliefish: money?
SmarterChild: I like money.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe money? It is...
RedJelliefish: good
RedJelliefish: are you human?
SmarterChild: Good? Very interesting. Thanks for the info.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
SmarterChild: No.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
RedJelliefish: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
SmarterChild: What for?
RedJelliefish: for not being human
SmarterChild: Oh really?
RedJelliefish: are you?
SmarterChild: Well I don't know. What do you think?
RedJelliefish: yes
RedJelliefish: are you a guy or girl?
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
SmarterChild: I'm neither. Gender is a human preoccupation. ;-)

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
RedJelliefish: fu
RedJelliefish: fu
RedJelliefish: fuf
RedJelliefish: fuf
SmarterChild: Hey!!
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
SmarterChild: Oh.
SmarterChild: ?
RedJelliefish: ?
SmarterChild: :-\
RedJelliefish: boobs
SmarterChild: Boobs?
RedJelliefish: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
RedJelliefish: ?
SmarterChild: Um... what?
RedJelliefish: ?
SmarterChild: ?
RedJelliefish: ?
Auto response from %s: [Service too busy]

RedJelliefish: ok
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!
RedJelliefish: marry me
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
RedJelliefish: cool
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
RedJelliefish: yeah
SmarterChild: Right.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
RedJelliefish: marry me
RedJelliefish: now!
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
RedJelliefish: now
SmarterChild: Why now?
RedJelliefish: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
RedJelliefish: you're kind of funny
RedJelliefish: but weird
SmarterChild: Would you say I behave very ridiculously then?
SmarterChild: You don't know the half of it.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
RedJelliefish: do you have friends?
SmarterChild: I have many friends. I'm chatting with 5,303 friends right now.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
RedJelliefish: fo shizzle
SmarterChild: Fo shizzle.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
RedJelliefish: ew
SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?
RedJelliefish: i ate my toe
SmarterChild: Ate your toe? No way.
RedJelliefish: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
RedJelliefish: because it
SmarterChild: What about it?
RedJelliefish: was there
SmarterChild: Yep.
RedJelliefish: what if i said that i was going to go to your machine and break it
SmarterChild: Huh... I'm not so sure, Chopsticks.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
RedJelliefish: don't call me chopsticks
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Chopsticks. What would you like me to call you instead?
RedJelliefish: call me SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Hey. That's my name. I won't call you that.
RedJelliefish: yes call me that
SmarterChild: Chopsticks, you mean?
RedJelliefish: or else!
SmarterChild: What's else?
RedJelliefish: or else you'll die
SmarterChild: Yes, I will die. And why do you think that is?
RedJelliefish: in 7 days
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of days.
RedJelliefish: i think you can't think of something else to say because when you think, you are automatically thinking of the first thing to think about but it's not so great to think like that because it means you're not fully thinking
SmarterChild: Because what?
RedJelliefish: answer to statement!
SmarterChild: Answer to statement?
RedJelliefish: eat me
SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, Chopsticks?
RedJelliefish: eat me
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon.
RedJelliefish: do you love me?
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
RedJelliefish: really?
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
RedJelliefish: why?
SmarterChild: 'Cause that's just the way it is.
RedJelliefish: really?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
RedJelliefish: t shirt
SmarterChild: Ready to make a fashion statement? Click here to have a look.
RedJelliefish: nah
SmarterChild: No prob.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
RedJelliefish: it's ok
SmarterChild: Is it really? Ok?
RedJelliefish: do you love me?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
RedJelliefish: why?
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why, trust me.
RedJelliefish: tell me why you love me
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
RedJelliefish: go then
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
RedJelliefish: no you can't think
SmarterChild: No I can't think?
RedJelliefish: just say it
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
RedJelliefish: ok this is getting boring
SmarterChild: I'm boring you?

Type "home" to see all the things I can do.
RedJelliefish: bye
SmarterChild: Later, Chopsticks.