To the upcoming (highschool) freshmen: Options

[jennyjenny]

I got this from a Myspace bulletin.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Congratulations....now you're the lowest of the low.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are Not cool.

2) Everyone Does hate you.

3) You Are annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.

if you have sex you don't need tell everyone. Nobody cares....really.

- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up because you sound gay.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 people. So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

- You're "The Class of '10" haha... enough said.

-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your shit still stinks.

-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

- Don't think your cool just because you know upperclassmen

- Don't act tough;; you'll get no where except more people will wanna fight you.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.

Welcome to hell.

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.


Sincerely,

The Classes of '07, '08, and '09




-If you're an UpperClassmen: repost this

I find it funny because every year, I heard, the freshmen get more and more slutty that one day they'll probably just go to school wearing nothing.

How was your freshman year in highschool? Share some stories.
What's your advice for the upcoming (highschool) freshmen?
If you're going to college, how excited are you?

My advice is to participate in anything you can join because freshman year in highschool will probably be your best, in my opinion.

[*Statistik*]

im becomin high school freshman .. this nothing but BS


- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

^Tell me who said that so I can go f**k him up ..

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

^one dumbass kid must've created this whole bullshit up .. trash talkin is a way of life, sometimes you gotta do it ..

--PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

^f**k up boy, people dress how they like to dress, you can't stop them, dress however you want, i wouldn't care. this shit is ridiculous. SMFH

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

^...lmao so you tellin me YOU HAVE TO BE COO WITH THE PEEPS IN YOUR GRADE ONLY?? so if im freshmen, I can't have friends that are sophomore and a few that are junior?? someone rip this dude up lmfao .. total non-sense, I know this is a joke, but it's still BS someone delete this thread .. case solved

3) You Are annoying.

^Yeah ok I wonder who the hell this is comin from ..

[*I Shot JFK*]

im becomin high school freshman .. this nothing but BS
- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

^Tell me who said that so I can go f**k him up ..

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

^one dumbass kid must've created this whole bullshit up .. trash talkin is a way of life, sometimes you gotta do it ..

--PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

^f**k up boy, people dress how they like to dress, you can't stop them, dress however you want, i wouldn't care. this shit is ridiculous. SMFH

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

^...lmao so you tellin me YOU HAVE TO BE COO WITH THE PEEPS IN YOUR GRADE ONLY?? so if im freshmen, I can't have friends that are sophomore and a few that are junior?? someone rip this dude up lmfao .. total non-sense, I know this is a joke, but it's still BS someone delete this thread .. case solved

3) You Are annoying.

^Yeah ok I wonder who the hell this is comin from ..

and JUST when we were eginning to doubt, jason turns up to prove all points nicely.

kudos, kiddy.