You know, soccer can be pretty kinky. Options

[radhikaeatsraman]

And so can 10,000 other things. But this post, we'll focus on soccer:

There's the pre-game festivities. Then, the kickoff. Then you, gotta get around the players to score a goal. Of course, it usually only lasts 90 minutes, but you could always go to penalty kicks or sudden death. But you better make sure not to get a yellow card or a red card or else you might be out of the game next time. Of course, there's always the possiblility of not scoring at all.

Okay, I'll shut up now.

My point is, make something in the world relate to sex.

[Gypsy Eyes]

Top 13 Reasons to Date a Dancer

1. We know all the positions
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees
4. We’re used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5. We’re perfectionists: they’ll keep going until they hit it
6. We can shake it like no other!
7. After a quick intermission, we’re ready to go at it again
8. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
9. We’re not as delicate and fragile as they look
10. One word: FLEXIBILITY!!! Imagine the possibilities
11. Underwear can't get in the way, we barely wear any
12. We have no problem getting naked quick in front of others. And we're pros at it
13. Straddling is our natural position