You know, soccer can be pretty kinky. Options

[radhikaeatsraman]

And so can 10,000 other things. But this post, we'll focus on soccer:

There's the pre-game festivities. Then, the kickoff. Then you, gotta get around the players to score a goal. Of course, it usually only lasts 90 minutes, but you could always go to penalty kicks or sudden death. But you better make sure not to get a yellow card or a red card or else you might be out of the game next time. Of course, there's always the possiblility of not scoring at all.

Okay, I'll shut up now.

My point is, make something in the world relate to sex.

[*salcha4u*]

10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player:

1. We're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
2. We can do it with two people or four.
3. We have good hands.
4. We grunt when the action heats up.
5. We know how to make a racket.
6. We can hit it from all angles.
7. We have the endurace to last 3 hours- straight!
8. We wear shorts to hold the balls
9. We don't want it easy. Hard is good
10. Even when we aren't scoring, we're in love

MHM Us tennis players do it best.