You know, soccer can be pretty kinky. Options

[radhikaeatsraman]

And so can 10,000 other things. But this post, we'll focus on soccer:

There's the pre-game festivities. Then, the kickoff. Then you, gotta get around the players to score a goal. Of course, it usually only lasts 90 minutes, but you could always go to penalty kicks or sudden death. But you better make sure not to get a yellow card or a red card or else you might be out of the game next time. Of course, there's always the possiblility of not scoring at all.

Okay, I'll shut up now.

My point is, make something in the world relate to sex.

[pedophile]

I love watermelons. I love the way they look. Mm, sometimes men prefer oranges though. Don't know why. Maybe it's cause they're easier to grab. But some men prefer the whole package, so then they get watermelons. Then there are women who love their nuts. The way it goes into their mouths & all. Some women like them juicy, too. But you definetely can't forget about the bananas. I mean, what would nuts be w/o bananas?! Everyone loves large bananas. It just makes them go bananas.



Okay, mine sucked.