Boners, aren't they annoying? Options

[xoxoxx]

I searched.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...56385&hl=boners
But mine asks a different question.

So, for all the guys (and girls, if this applies), don't you hate boners?

You have to cover it and then people think you're a pervert.
And when you do cover it with your hand, people think you're groping yourself.
Also, it just doesn't feel good. It feels weird.

Boners suck in sweat pants!


Yup, this is a topic Corey would make, but I made it for him.

I DEDICATE THIS TOPIC TO COREY!

[iminlovewithTomD...]

"1. it's gross"

gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something..

seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands...

and then not to mention that i have to worry about it getting all over my stuff... i've had to throw away so many pairs of underwear because the bloodstains don't come out!! and i have a stain on my bedsheet. ugh

if you'd like to define how much more gross your boners are than my periods, please do.

"2. painful"

yeah, periods hurt a whole hell of a lot, too. i've gotten cramps so bad that it made me cry at school.... in the middle of a rough through for a play... ugh... i like never cry when i'm physically hurt. do you cry from your boners? i doubt it.

"3. annoying"

so is wiping blood from my vagina.

"4. you cant even walk because it hurts"

yes, and i can't even move my body without shaking and dropping things because of blood loss.

"5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em."

Yes, unremovable bloodstains on my bed and on my clothes is embarrassing, too. :]

"6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups.

"7. Poke an eye out"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye.

"8. Very hard to pee"

well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee.

"9. Higher blood pressure"

less blood :]

[demolished]

"1. it's gross"

gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something..

seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands...

you try cleaning the urine that are trapped in there or something ... it can be affected.

and then not to mention that i have to worry about it getting all over my stuff... i've had to throw away so many pairs of underwear because the bloodstains don't come out!! and i have a stain on my bedsheet. ugh

if you'd like to define how much more gross your boners are than my periods, please do.

you're saying .. guys never pee in their pants by accident? we do have to be careful so it doesnt squirt everywhere ... what? our urine does have stain ... YELLOW/ORANGE. it looked more like shit .. which looks even worse.

"2. painful"

yeah, periods hurt a whole hell of a lot, too. i've gotten cramps so bad that it made me cry at school.... in the middle of a rough through for a play... ugh... i like never cry when i'm physically hurt. do you cry from your boners? i doubt it.

who doesnt cry from boner? sometimes ... boner do cross the the usual limit. it's very fusterating if .... it pees out of control.

"3. annoying"

so is wiping blood from my vagina.

well, it's even more annoying if ... someone actually sees a boner.

"4. you cant even walk because it hurts"

yes, and i can't even move my body without shaking and dropping things because of blood loss.

Yep.

"5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em."

Yes, unremovable bloodstains on my bed and on my clothes is embarrassing, too. :]

Yep. boner are very viewable. Pee stains are embarasing too.

"6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups.

how would you know? i had done it before ... by accident. i was too close to the small bench at school.

"7. Poke an eye out"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye.

uh ..... unless you're sucking someone's dick .. yeah.

"8. Very hard to pee"

well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee.

well, at least ... you dont have to get all that urine splattering everywhere.

"9. Higher blood pressure"

less blood :]

sureeeeeeeeeee.