whats the dumbest thing you ever said? |
 Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
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a friend: "geez lucy, you're so slow!"
me: "I am not stoned!" all i can think of for now. |
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Jul 15 2006, 09:10 PM
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We were in the kitchen...
Friend: Man I'm hungry *fixes raviolli's* Me: Yeah *watches* Friend: *takes out of microwave* I made raviolli's! Me: cool! Friend: *burns* OUCH! I just burnt my tounge!!! Me: Was it from your ice cream!?  Friend:  Me:..........wait  ....nevermind.At school Teacher: How many fingers do you have on each hand? Me: 6!!! Teacher:  *fails at life*Students: *stares at me*  Me:  ......oh crap 
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