whats the dumbest thing you ever said? |
 Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
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to hell with you  Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506  |
a friend: "geez lucy, you're so slow!"
me: "I am not stoned!" all i can think of for now. |
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Jul 14 2006, 12:17 AM
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 out to life... Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,862 |
I got arrested once for being a smartass to a cop (and for having a warrant). I got a ticket when I was 17 and just avoided paying it and forgot to show up to court. So evidently I had a warrant out for my arrest and this cop pulls me over for speeding.
Cop: "License and registration, please." [I hand it to him, he goes back to his car, comes back.] Cop: "Son, do you know how fast you were going back there?" Me: "Not really but I'd guess somewhere around 45 and a half in a 20." Cop: "Look, I don't need any lip from you." Me: "You're pretty but you're not that pretty." Cop: "That's enough... you know we've been lookin' for you, right?" Me: "Yeah, I've been looking for you, too." Cop: "Oh yeah? How's that?" Me: "Right here in my rearview." He then pulled me out of my car, cuffed me, and hauled me off the jail. Never backtalk a cop, please. |
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