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If today's "music" were a high school ..
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:06 AM
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It can be anyone from any genre. Rock, Hip Hop, R&B, Pop. So if the whole music were a high school let's see .. this thread's gonna get poppin laugh.gif

Michael Jackson would be the smart-stupid math teacher.
Taking Back Sunday would be those quiet emo boys that are very outgoing.
Beyonce would be that "popular" girl, every guy would like to approach at.
Rihanna would be Beyonce's rival.
Fat Joe would be that puerto rican dude who never does his homework, always gets in fights laugh.gif
Slipknot would be those gothic groups who gangs up on loners/nerds and always go nuts in the classroom.
R.Kelly would be a freshman sex offender
Mos Def, Common, MF Doom, and Kanye West would be the "Mr. Real Hip Hop" guys who carry boomboxes into classrooms, turning on classic hip hop while learning.
Dem Franchise Boyz would be the junior "black gang" everyone would not want to mess with
Britney Spears would be the girl who likes to help people out and sometimes gets in non-serious fights. Always sarcastic.
Ne-Yo would be that student who gets A's and B's, cares a lot about girls
Linkin Park would be the guys who enjoys learning the guitar and drums in class. Also friendly and all focused on rock music.
Bow Wow would be the freshman kid that loves playing basketball, becomes a basketball star, very outgoing.
Christina Aguilera would be that girl who wears different outfits every day, and thinks she's all that. Trash talks most of the times, but can be nice.
Pharrell and Lupe Fiasco would be best friends, skateboardin' all the time after school, loves chillin.
Good Charlotte would be those punk dudes throwing freshmans in the dumpster after school, getting in trouble, acting dumb and crazy + lazy.
Eminem would be that typical white kid who never backs down, kicks his tough way in against haters who hate.
Lil Jon would be that kid who starts parties, inviting all his homies, getting crunk, average student. Always be messing with the principal.
Tim McGraw would be the Assistant Principal always listening to country music in his office.
Nas would be the kid who's all by himself with his headphones, peeping hip hop all day, getting A+'s.
David Banner would be the gym teacher.
Nelly Furtado would be the dance freak who loves cheerleading in basketball games.


Will edit and list more later .. name more _smile.gif
 
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:49 AM
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post Jul 8 2006, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ Jul 8 2006, 1:49 AM) *
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Statistik   If today's "music" were a high school ..   Jul 8 2006, 12:06 AM
bballchick1   Wow. That's a lot lol I'm trying to think...   Jul 8 2006, 12:12 AM
Freaky Krazer   Hawthorne Heights would be the emo kids who start ...   Jul 8 2006, 12:17 AM
Statistik   paris hilton is not a singer .. she's more lik...   Jul 8 2006, 12:22 AM
Freaky Krazer   ^she has a new song foo and it's quite famous....   Jul 8 2006, 12:23 AM
bballchick1   QUOTE^she has a new song foo and it's quite fa...   Jul 8 2006, 12:27 AM
Freaky Krazer   ^no that's awesome! I hate Ashlee Simspon   Jul 8 2006, 12:28 AM
bballchick1   QUOTE^no that's awesome! I hate Ashlee Sim...   Jul 8 2006, 12:37 AM
dangjer   Snoop dog should be the local high school crack de...   Jul 8 2006, 12:44 AM
Freaky Krazer   but who's the "pretty boy"?   Jul 8 2006, 12:44 AM
smallsXalmighty   chris brown cannibal corpse would be the metalhea...   Jul 8 2006, 12:48 AM
bballchick1   QUOTEbut who's the "pretty boy"? Uh...   Jul 8 2006, 12:49 AM
Freaky Krazer   ^NO he has to be PRETTY and not so heart broken   Jul 8 2006, 12:49 AM
Acid Bath Slayer   What do you mean "if?"   Jul 8 2006, 12:49 AM
Statues/Shadows   QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ Jul 8 2006, 1:49...   Jul 8 2006, 07:41 PM
bballchick1   QUOTE^NO he has to be PRETTY and not so heart brok...   Jul 8 2006, 12:52 AM
Freaky Krazer   OMG TEDDY GEIGER IS THE SEX   Jul 8 2006, 12:54 AM
lilangryaznangel   would Pete Wetz (is that how you spell his last na...   Jul 8 2006, 12:55 AM
smallsXalmighty   ^too emo gackt would be the sexy foreign exchange...   Jul 8 2006, 12:57 AM
lanbexx   jay chou would be the asian prodigy that takes all...   Jul 8 2006, 12:57 AM
lilangryaznangel   QUOTE(lanbexx @ Jul 7 2006, 10:57 PM) jay...   Jul 8 2006, 12:58 AM
bballchick1   QUOTEOMG TEDDY GEIGER IS THE SEX HOLY SHIESTERS...   Jul 8 2006, 12:59 AM
dangjer   Jin (the retired asian rapper) should be the littl...   Jul 8 2006, 01:00 AM
smallsXalmighty   tila tequila would be the sluttiest girl in school   Jul 8 2006, 01:02 AM
Freaky Krazer   Lindsay Lohan, and Hilary duff would be the cheerl...   Jul 8 2006, 01:03 AM
dangjer   Britney Spears should be the teen queen gone wrong...   Jul 8 2006, 01:04 AM
lanbexx   wang leehom would be the super cool asian all ther...   Jul 8 2006, 12:23 PM
UHH   QUOTEDavid Banner would be the gym teacher. lmao ...   Jul 8 2006, 08:50 PM


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