Anyone get hate mail?, Read mine! Options

[nightsong]

Hatemail on Myspace from total strangers. Mmmmm, my favorite. (Though I am kind of tired of it right now) Btw, I'm Cho Chang. Read from the bottom-ish up, if you aren't familiar with Myspace messaging.






From "Smiles"

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 7:31 AM

Yeah, I figured the latter would have been too much for you anyway.

"But I am pretty sure that is what you were looking for. Otherwise you wouldn't have started passing judgments in the first place. Because you broke the golden rule. You didn't treat others the way you wanted to be treated. If you can't play nice, maybe you should just play by yourself." Funny how that applies to you as much as it applies to me; if not, more.

You don't want to be associated with shallow people, unless it's in an argument. Well, I don't want to be associated with hideous, judgemental elitists like you either, despite whether or not it is in an argument.

To sum that last paragraph up: this was fun but now I've gotten bored, so uhh....

Late!

:)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Smiles Goodsense is dead
Date: Jul 6, 2006 4:17 AM

Well, golly gee, that would have been so nice of you. However... I don't think I would really care to be on your list. I don't know why I messaged you. Guess I was just looking for a fight. Sorry. I knew you would be too f**king small minded to think that being shallow was a problem in the first place.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 7:09 AM

Now, what the f**k is this bullshit? You're the one who started it by pointing out that I was shallow, so of course I had to rebuttle with something obvious as well.

You could have easily just deleted me without sending me a message, or you could have initially messaged me with the reason why your default picture was up. I would have appreciated your attempt to not get deleted, and I wouldn't have deleted you despite your.. um, appearance.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Smiles Goodsense is dead
Date: Jul 6, 2006 3:54 AM

Yep. I sure am. But I am pretty sure that is what you were looking for. Otherwise you wouldn't have started passing judgments in the first place. Because you broke the golden rule. You didn't treat others the way you wanted to be treated. If you can't play nice, maybe you should just play by yourself.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 6:49 AM

I am appalled. You're a writer, yet you don't know how to use context clues?

Aw. That's cute. You don't have anything else to pick on so you pick on a typo.

P**sy assed emo friends? Hm, once again, you're quite the judgemental one, aren't cha?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Smiles Goodsense is dead
Date: Jul 6, 2006 3:40 AM

Guess we will have to agree to disagree. Mainly because I don't understand "you're judging how I life my life". Not too sure how you life a life.

Oh, and tell all of your P**sy assed emo friends to keep on messaging me. I got a good laugh out of that one.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 6:36 AM

Oooh. I'm the biggest moron you know? Thanks for the title. Do you think it'll go better on a silver or gold plaque?

Another reason why YOU'RE the moron: you're judging how I life my life and what I enjoy solely on the fact that I'm shallow on f**king MYSPACE.

So because I prefer talking to good looking people, people my age who have eye-pleasing default pictures on the internet, I am automatically the "biggest moron you know" and a "degenerate lower life form".

LOL. What you consider logical thinking isn't very logical, thus another reason why you're a moron.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Smiles Goodsense is dead
Date: Jul 6, 2006 3:13 AM

Philosophically, you are the biggest moron I know. You go through life only finding joy in the plastic things. Them things fade. And yes, shallow people are degenerate lower life forms. And when I added you, I had no idea that you were so low. Goes to show once more that you really can't tell much from a display pic.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 6:02 AM

Alright, so I'm a degenerate because I am shallow? You're ugly, and you're the one who added me, so that contradicts the "but even if I was, I wouldn't care to associate with a degenerate such as yourself" statement.

You wrote a book and got a publishing deal. I am not going to lie, I think that is quite impressive, but then saying that I'm too stupid to write a book automatically makes YOU the ignoramus.

Am I stupid because I think you're ugly? Or because I'm shallow?

Hafuckingha. You're hilarrrioussss.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Smiles Goodsense is dead
Date: Jul 6, 2006 2:47 AM

Well, I'm not ugly. But even if I was, I wouldn't care to associate with a degenerate such as yourself.

And the only reason my display pic is not of myself is because I wrote a book. And it is for sale. You are probably too f**king dumb to write a book and get a real publishing deal though. Normally, it would be wrong to look down my nose at people. But not in this case. It is karma.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 5:45 AM

Well, if you weren't ugly, there wouldn't be a problem. :)


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Smiles Goodsense is dead
Date: Jul 6, 2006 2:41 AM

Well, you're shallow. So bye



----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 5:34 AM

I'm bored and am going to delete people who

- se default is not a picture of themself
- are ugly
- are middle-aged
- don't reply to me (have no intention of talking to me)

If you're atleast one of the above, make my job easier and delete me from your friends. Thanks.

I talk to anyone who tries to initiate a conversation with me (AKA I COMMENT BACK), although if you're boring I will eventually ignore you.


From "Amazon Woman"

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Almighty
Date: Jul 6, 2006 4:21 AM

I don't know why Smiles does what he does. He is out of his f**king mind. But he is brilliant as all hell! And he is also a great person that you missed out on. Sad in a way.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 7:17 AM

First of all, I didn't tell my friend to message him. I showed him the conversation with the links and all and he apparently clicked on it and wrote something nasty.

"He's the kind of guy that will go out of his way to make his friends happy" Hm, I guess that's the only thing he and I have in common.

If Smiles or whatever the f**k doesn't care much for "bitches that get it stuck in their head that they are somhow better than the people they know nothing about" then why did he message me in the first place, and why is he continuing to message me now? Oh, and, I think you pretty much described him right there. ;)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Almighty
Date: Jul 6, 2006 4:04 AM

I'm not a bitch. I am pleasant to people. Cool people. Smiles is a hell of a lot cooler than you will ever be. He's the kind of guy that will go out of his way to make his friends happy. He just doesn't care too much for bitches that get it stuck in their head that they are somehow better than the people they know nothing about. And I wouldn't have even messaged you if you hadn't have had your friends message him. It was all fair. So f**k off.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cho Chang
Date: Jul 6, 2006 6:55 AM

Oooh. Now I have someone trying to justify my actions too. He f**king started it with pointing out the obvious (That I'm shallow) and so I did the same. "You need to get a personality that doesn't come off as bitchy".. Uh, so do you, sweetheart.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Almighty
Date: Jul 6, 2006 3:46 AM

First of all, you are the last person in the world that should go around and make fun of others for the way they look. And second of all, you need to get a personality that doesn't come off as bitchy. Thanks



















Hm. All I can say is that I am suprised the book isn't titled "How to Judge People Solely from their Myspace Bulletins".


Now post your hatemail, arguments (with strangers), or anything along those lines. Give me a good read please.






xo, Pauline

[*Weird addiction*]