20 things to do in a public bathroom, hehehe Options

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20 THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your naighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
6.Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt fastly under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15.Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16.Play a well known tune over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17.Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors 18.Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

[xislandxstylex]

haha. i've heard those before but they crack me up everytime