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 Jan 30 2006, 08:50 PM
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learning chinese in five mins............so funny!
Body: : You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE WAY 1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King 12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu 15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah |
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Jun 26 2006, 10:28 AM
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yeah it is kinda old but i remember this hehh =D
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Petrified Learning Chinese in 5 mins Jan 30 2006, 08:50 PM
Levy2k6 lol..
i remmember the first time i saw this.. i w... Jan 30 2006, 08:54 PM fishcake-y It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out lo... Jan 30 2006, 08:57 PM
Petrified QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 8:57 PM)... Jan 30 2006, 09:04 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 9:57 PM)... Feb 1 2006, 02:39 PM
Ice Cream 4 U QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 5:57... Mar 22 2006, 06:32 PM mona lisa Hahaha. I love this. Jan 30 2006, 09:01 PM BannanaQ AWESOME!!! I know chinese now, and I d... Jan 30 2006, 09:03 PM Mintyfresh977 Lol. This is so funny! Jan 30 2006, 09:38 PM Programmer DU MA MAI! :X
viet pride! Jan 30 2006, 10:14 PM wind&fire sorry buddy
http://www.createblog.com/forums/inde... Jan 30 2006, 11:32 PM mona lisa Nvm. I'll just close the other three. Feb 1 2006, 06:21 PM starlette I'm supised no one screamed racism. they usua... Feb 1 2006, 02:59 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK ^I don't find it racist, well not entirely. (A... Feb 1 2006, 03:02 PM BannanaQ I told my friend which was chinese... Fa Kin Su Pa... Feb 1 2006, 06:04 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK ^It's not... they just put in "words... Feb 1 2006, 06:06 PM BannanaQ QUOTE(Blow_Don't_SUCK @ Feb 1 2006, 4:06 ... Feb 1 2006, 11:16 PM Jeng haha i remember reading this off a email, so funnn... Feb 1 2006, 06:11 PM APPLEjuicex kayyy..did you ever think of people who get offend... Feb 1 2006, 06:14 PM Petrified Look what I started. Feb 2 2006, 05:07 PM APPLEjuicex QUOTE(Petrified @ Feb 2 2006, 6:07 PM)Look wh... Feb 8 2006, 08:29 AM Petrified QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Feb 8 2006, 8:29 AM) ... Mar 4 2006, 10:44 AM xnofearx QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Feb 8 2006, 8:29 AM) ... Mar 4 2006, 10:04 PM yanners ah, this is old, but still slightly amusing. Feb 7 2006, 10:49 AM The_AZN_Godfather I don't think the Chinese folks don't get ... Feb 7 2006, 12:15 PM xnofearx I saw this before. Feb 10 2006, 07:22 PM ecargnmyst heheh..cool Feb 10 2006, 09:02 PM iNyCxShoRT 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. ... Mar 8 2006, 06:57 PM ROARxD even tough im chinese; it took me a while to under... Mar 21 2006, 09:33 PM aicilah999 this isnt chinese...
it`s just how chinese ppl... Mar 21 2006, 10:56 PM ninjaskickass QUOTE(aicilah999 @ Mar 21 2006, 10:56 PM)... Jun 30 2006, 09:48 PM CHiiCKENBUTT HAHA ! this is hecca` funny ! Apr 8 2006, 03:55 PM Paradox of Life 5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
Lol... Apr 8 2006, 09:14 PM Dragonfly_babe That's so funny! I think those r actual ch... Apr 8 2006, 09:46 PM pandamonium lmao i gotta show this to someone else. Apr 9 2006, 04:39 PM Kristizzle. Ahaha, I totally love this. xD Apr 9 2006, 05:42 PM imnoxonesmemory funny. because it does actually sound mandarin. Apr 13 2006, 11:01 PM ECD & C0 haha i remember when i first saw this lol Jun 24 2006, 07:08 PM one_and_only if u say it with a "chinese" accent its ... Jun 25 2006, 02:04 AM magicfann old. Jun 26 2006, 09:19 AM jooleeah 6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wa... Jun 30 2006, 06:43 PM Chii QUOTE(jooleeah @ Jun 30 2006, 7:43 PM) 6)... Aug 3 2006, 10:55 PM Lil_Cloud QUOTE(Chii @ Aug 3 2006, 9:55 PM) Well, p... Jan 10 2007, 10:51 PM doork HAHAHA Jun 30 2006, 10:06 PM lanbexx a) its really stupid
b) sounds more like korean or... Jul 1 2006, 12:07 AM Freaky Krazer ^I was about to say, CANTO IS CHINESE but then rea... Jul 1 2006, 12:08 AM baby_in_blue HAHAHAHAHHA. Jul 28 2006, 09:28 PM icy_wonderland HAHA LMAO Jul 28 2006, 10:58 PM klumzy haha funny but racist Aug 2 2006, 01:00 AM Born in a burial gown LMFAO! Aug 2 2006, 12:12 PM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo Hahaha, This is alwsome. Aug 2 2006, 12:15 PM Mountain Vista Cheer Those are great! haha Aug 3 2006, 04:24 PM just_rissa Haha. This was funny Aug 3 2006, 11:07 PM maguti I heard this one already. It's sitll funny tho... Aug 15 2006, 07:37 PM This Confession haha
my cousin was reading them with me as well, ... Aug 15 2006, 10:58 PM ldyxluvable lol i remeber this Dec 30 2006, 05:31 PM xMyStIcShAd0wSx its not funny...
its interesting though Jan 10 2007, 10:13 AM Jinny haha i saw this before, its pretty funny Jan 10 2007, 04:39 PM miiichellley Lol. I saw this before awhile back. Haha, still ma... Jan 11 2007, 01:05 AM |
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