What is it about women that you don't understand?, for the confused male population Options

[AngelinaTaylor]

Ok, so I decided to make this thread about you (guys) and about what you don't really understand about us.

I (and any other females who want to post here) will try to answer your questions to clear up some of the confusion between the sexes, in fact, we may ask some questions ourselves.

Taylor``

[xyzzy314]

when you girls say "I don't know" do you really don't know, or do you just don't want to tell us? and why?

What the heck does "maybe" really mean?

If you want to stay single for a while, how long is "a while"?

Why dress slutty? Is it for attention, or do you just not like confinement?

Is it true that if you girls tease back it usually means you like us?

What enjoyment do you find out of gossip and drama?

Why use ipods as mirrors?

Is "so..hows life" or "hey whats up" your default phrases to talk to us or can you be more creative?

Abercrombie and fitch, hollister, hot topic, etc. really who gives a damn? Its all just clothes!

Do you girls understand that "secret" is not an invitation to share with your closest 20 friends?

How the heck do you get your pants on??

ok i'm done.

[iminlovewithTomD...]

Why dress slutty? Is it for attention, or do you just not like confinement?
I don't know! I don't dress slutty. I think it's gross!

Is it true that if you girls tease back it usually means you like us?
Sometimes... It really depends on the person... If they tease you back with a little sparkle in their eye and a sweet li'l' smile, almost blushing, then probably yes.

What enjoyment do you find out of gossip and drama?
I don't find ANY. Maybe you're looking through the wrong girls.

Is "so..hows life" or "hey whats up" your default phrases to talk to us or can you be more creative?
Some people are just dumb... Usually I'll just start the conversation like, "DUUUUUDE!!" or whatever. Whenever I answer the phone and it's one of my close friends, I'll just make a really weird noise into the phone. I mean seriously!! I'm with you on this one, I think all of america needs better greetings.

Abercrombie and fitch, hollister, hot topic, etc. really who gives a damn? Its all just clothes!
Hot topic isn't a brand... hot topic is a store that sells band shirts. Band shirts are different than abercrombie and hollister (two f*ckin lameassed stores, if you ask me), because band shirts have something on there like, "dude, i listen to blink 182!!" but hollister is just advertising hollister.

Do you girls understand that "secret" is not an invitation to share with your closest 20 friends?
ooh!! *raises hand* yes!! i do!!! i've never told a boy's secret... except one time i told my best friend that he was offered drugs and almost did 'em... but that was that... and that was like a long time ago, and it really scared me so i had to let it off my chest...otherwise, i wouldNEVER do anythign like that.

How the heck do you get your pants on??
Haha!! First I put my right leg into the side for my right leg, then i put my left leg into the side for the left leg, then I pull 'em up, and then i zip 'em up and then i do the button! easy as pie.

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if a guy asks you if you like him or not, how would you react if you DID NOT like him and how you would if you DID like him and why?

If I didn't : I would bluntly tell him no.. idk, the situation's never come up to me... because no guys like me, but i mean... i would be honest.

If I did: Once again... I would be honest... If I actually DO like a guy, I wouldn't friggin' deny it!!!