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Oh Dearest Evan
*AngelicEyz00*
post Jun 22 2006, 04:39 PM
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It's been well over a year since I have written a sonnet here on createblog. Here are my other sonnets:

Oh Dearest Ariel
Oh Dearest Jose

The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter.

Oh Dearest Evan

This sonnet goes out to this guy, Evan;
I met him on cB the other day.
When I look at his pic, I'm in heaven,
He looks like Nick Cannon, only not gay.

Evan is one of the biggest spammers,
He always posts up bullshit on cB.
When I read his shit, I grab my hammers,
And hit my head, until it makes me pee.

Evan and I have become good buddies,
Although he thinks that he can pimp-slap me.
I told him that I would get my hubby's
ass to go and beat him up for me.

So Evan, this sonnet has been for you,
But it must end 'cause I have to go poo.

[bows]
 
 
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*AngelicEyz00*
post Jun 22 2006, 05:24 PM
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Rico, Suzette, Christine... hmm... lots of people in the chat. You wouldn't know cause you're not on AIM.
 

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AngelicEyz00   Oh Dearest Evan   Jun 22 2006, 04:39 PM
buckfuddy   This sucks. Vbecause you love poo   Jun 22 2006, 04:40 PM
anqie   i love the last part when you go poo   Jun 22 2006, 04:40 PM
Programmer   *snaps fingers* kudos kudos...   Jun 22 2006, 04:41 PM
AngelicEyz00   Thank you thank you [bows] Where the hell is Ev...   Jun 22 2006, 04:51 PM
L!ckitySplit   here! absolutely beautiful lol.   Jun 22 2006, 04:57 PM
AngelicEyz00   Me, or the sonnet?   Jun 22 2006, 04:57 PM
L!ckitySplit   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:57 PM...   Jun 22 2006, 05:02 PM
Tribal J_Rome   lol nice and both!   Jun 22 2006, 04:59 PM
tainted_angel   *tear* That was so..sweet.   Jun 22 2006, 05:02 PM
tainted_angel   ^That fried chicken in your signature is hotter th...   Jun 22 2006, 05:04 PM
L!ckitySplit   ooh i just got burned   Jun 22 2006, 05:05 PM
AngelicEyz00   Yeah the fried chicken is hotter. Thanks guys. I...   Jun 22 2006, 05:05 PM
L!ckitySplit   i wanna know who helped you, so i can pimp slap em...   Jun 22 2006, 05:10 PM
AngelicEyz00   Rico, Suzette, Christine... hmm... lots of people ...   Jun 22 2006, 05:24 PM
L!ckitySplit   ill have to thank them for comming up with such......   Jun 22 2006, 07:28 PM
AngelicEyz00   They only came up with heaven and hubbys   Jun 22 2006, 07:34 PM
Zamunda   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:39 PM...   Jun 22 2006, 07:47 PM
AngelicEyz00   It looks better on me   Jun 22 2006, 09:53 PM
helllla jankyyyy   Ahaha I like the hammer & pee part. I remembe...   Jun 22 2006, 10:45 PM
yummy_delight   2nd stanza is great. The hammers=awesome. Wayyy ...   Jun 23 2006, 05:54 PM
n00b   um that was amusing, much   Jun 27 2006, 03:28 AM
Loudsur 13   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:39 PM...   Jun 30 2006, 07:55 PM
doork   RE: Oh Dearest Evan   Sep 2 2006, 05:34 PM
beach.   haha! good job?   Sep 14 2006, 08:55 AM
Juris Khan   ha ha! amazing   Jan 6 2007, 10:26 PM
hixfive   haha this is hilarious   Jan 20 2007, 11:06 PM


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