Oh Dearest Evan Options

[*AngelicEyz00*]

It's been well over a year since I have written a sonnet here on createblog. Here are my other sonnets:

Oh Dearest Ariel
Oh Dearest Jose

The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter.

Oh Dearest Evan

This sonnet goes out to this guy, Evan;
I met him on cB the other day.
When I look at his pic, I'm in heaven,
He looks like Nick Cannon, only not gay.

Evan is one of the biggest spammers,
He always posts up bullshit on cB.
When I read his shit, I grab my hammers,
And hit my head, until it makes me pee.

Evan and I have become good buddies,
Although he thinks that he can pimp-slap me.
I told him that I would get my hubby's
ass to go and beat him up for me.

So Evan, this sonnet has been for you,
But it must end 'cause I have to go poo.

[bows]

[*AngelicEyz00*]

Yeah the fried chicken is hotter.

Thanks guys.

I would also like to thank everyone in the chat for helping me find rhyming words