ahhhg this is freaking annoying, why the hell won't the navy leave me alone Options

[sadolakced acid]

they're calling me, emailing me, mailing me, everything short of sending people to my house, which i think may happen soon.

so they want to pay my way through college and then join the navy.

hell, do i sound patriotic? do i want to go off and fight a foriegn war for an idiot i don't respect?

i even get seasick.

and with my eyesight i would never be allowed into combat.

yet, they persist on bothering me.

i've unsubscribed from thier list ("this will immediately remove you from our mailing list") a few times now.

and still it keeps coming.

you know what, i may just take it. and the first day of service, i'll tell my CO that i'm gay.

then i'm out. free college, don't have to serve.

they'd probably make me pay for the college then. and then i could sue, and it would be grand.

ehhh. if only they would stop bothering me.

[Skyline Drive]

They called me too. Except I didn't subscribe to any list.

The guy kept trying to talk to me even after I told him I was going to college and it was a sure
thing considered I was already enrolled in my classes.. and everything. Geez.