What is it about women that you don't understand?, for the confused male population Options

[AngelinaTaylor]

Ok, so I decided to make this thread about you (guys) and about what you don't really understand about us.

I (and any other females who want to post here) will try to answer your questions to clear up some of the confusion between the sexes, in fact, we may ask some questions ourselves.

Taylor``

[rainbow piss]

This should be fun. :D

Q: when you girls say "I don't know" do you really don't know, or do you just don't want to tell us? and why?
A: Well, sometimes when we say we don't know, we really don't know, but most of the time, we do know, but we're just afraid of what you'll think about our response & how you'd react to it, so we just stick to saying we don't know.

Q: What the heck does "maybe" really mean?
A: Well, this also depends. If it's something like, "Do you like me?" it's most likely a yes. We girls like to make guys wonder, so sometimes we say maybe, but it could just mean a yes or a no.

Q: If you want to stay single for a while, how long is "a while"?
A: I'm sorry, but they don't wanna be w/ you, so they just use that as an excuse.

Q: Why dress slutty? Is it for attention, or do you just not like confinement?
A: Some do it for attention, & some just do it to feel better about themselves. Like, if they dress slutty, more guys will pay attention to them, thus making them feel better about themselves. Or it could just be a combination of those both.

Q: Is it true that if you girls tease back it usually means you like us?
A: Either that, or they're just naturally flirts.

Q: What enjoyment do you find out of gossip and drama?
A: Well, to tell you the truth, I enjoy gossip & drama. Why? I don't know, maybe because it just gives us something to talk about or it's just plain amusing. LOL.

Q: Why use ipods as mirrors?
A: Maybe we have nothing else to look at ourselves with.

Q: Is "so..hows life" or "hey whats up" your default phrases to talk to us or can you be more creative?
A: We just use it as a conversation starter since we usually don't know what else we can say to start up a conversation.

Abercrombie and fitch, hollister, hot topic, etc. really who gives a damn? Its all just clothes!
To you it might just be clothes, but some of us feel that these clothes make us who we are. Besides, dressing up & such can be fun for us.

Q: Do you girls understand that "secret" is not an invitation to share with your closest 20 friends?
A: I do, but mostly ever girl you'll ever meet will dish out what you told us. Hey, it gives us something to talk about, just like how some guys kiss & tell.

Q: How the heck do you get your pants on??
A: By getting them on.

Q: Do you have bras that unhooks in the front or the back.
A: LMAO. Both, but most girls use the bras that unhook in the back.

Q: girl keeps making references to being "together" and "seeing me" and "me and you" etc. Does she want to really be with you?
A: Yes.

Q: Honestly, do most girls enjoy an awesome personality over looks or are many just shallow?
A: Well, we like both, I'm not gonna lie. You gotta look good while you have that awesome personality w/ you.

Q: Why wear thongs...to school?
A: Because... you do. But I think why some girls *coughslutscough* show off their thongs to the world is for attention.

Q: Why do girls focus on such little things about their appearance (hair, nails, etc.) when all guys care about is the big picture (how you look overall)?
A: The littles things make up how we look overall, & besides, fixing ourselves makes us feel better about ourselves.

Q: Girls travel in pairs almost always. Why?
A: Because... we just do.

Q: Does it really matter if a guy has cold hands sometimes? Is it a big turnoff?
A: Nah, but it's nice if the guy's hand can warm mine up, & no, it isn't a big turnoff.

Q: Why do girls completely avoid guys that they're pissed off at sometimes?
A: Sometimes like you guys need times to yourselves to think, we need times for ourselves to think about things. That also helps us get over it & calm down.

Q: I know that hugs mean just friends. Can they Ever, EVER mean that the girl sort of likes the guy?
A: Depends on the way she hugs you. Like, if she gives you a longer (& maybe tighter) hug than everyone else she hugs, she could possibly like you.

Q: Girls act alot differently with guys they have crushes on then those who are just their friends. True or false?
A: True.

Q: How easily do you girls really understand subliminal messages?
A: Not that easily. For some reason, we always feel the need for MORE proof that you like us.

Q: When a girl messes up and you ask advice from another girl why does she always say, "Well shes a girl."
A: I don't get you.

Q: omg why do girls complain so damn much?!and why do they act so b-tchy?
A: Well, not girls complain all that much, but I guess that the reason they complain is that they need someone to hear them out. & sometimes girls act bitchy either because we're not getting something our way, we're simply in a bad mood, or are really bummed out about something they heard.

Q: Why do some girls like saying they aren't shallow but then they only hang out with a specific group of friends whom they don't like but make them look cool?
A: Maybe the only reason they say they're not shallow is to not look bad, just the way they hang out w/ a certain crowd of people to look cool. Makes sense?

Q: Why do girls like to tinker with the hearts of boys?
A: They've probably had their heart broken in the past & most likely don't really trust guys.

Q: Why do girls always smell good? Is it possible for a guy to smell better?
A: LOL. Because we apply lotion & all that stuff. & yes, it is possible. You just have to spend as much time pampering yourself as we do (this should be easy if you're metrosexual).

Q: In the dictionary of women, is there a word in there that looks like this?
Idunno
An answer to all questions. A universal philosophy.
A: Go look at the first question I answered.

Q: Why do girls insist on liking our adorable/embarassed side? We try hard to build up the whole tough-guy facade, why break it down????? lmao.
A: Because it's cute. & besides, it really means something when a guy shows us his sensitive side, especially since most guys try acting tough & all that stuff.

Q: Why can't girls just be straight up? What's the big cover for? Say what you mean and mean what you say!
A: Because we're afraid of what you'll say, what you'd think, & all that. But eventually as we trust you more, we'll learn to be more straightfoward about things. Just give us time.

Q: Do women really want voluptuous breasts?
A: LOL no.

Q: Why do many girls not like eating in front of guys?
A: Some girls get embarrassed. Some also feel fat, therefore they don't eat. Most of the time, when a girl does this, she has a low self-esteem.

Q: why do girls go to the bathroom in packs and stay there for roughly 15 min in what should take at max 5
A: Girl talk.

Q: Why are woman such bitches to each other, almost vicious
A: That's the way we are. When we don't like someone, we're bitches.

You're all replying that it depends on the context. You know, that's the confusing part. There usually is no unusual context.

Girls are confusing because they expect you to understand how they are feeling through no actions at all, though guys usually have absolutely no idea how the girl is feeling in these occasions.

For example.
Guy: What movie do you want to watch?
Girl: Anything you want. *secretly wants guy to pick The Notebook*
Guy: Okay, lets watch Saw.
Girl: *sad*
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Nothing.
Guy: Oh, okay.
Girl: *sadder*

The guy has no idea what's going on, and why. The girl thinks the guy does, but doesn't want to pay attention to her feelings.

Girls are confusing because they communicate with subliminal messages and get disappointed when guys don't pick them up. They're confusing because they expect guys to always be thinking about what they mean about random statements. I'm not saying girls enjoy thinking this way, I'm saying thats how they think.

Exactly. I honestly think it's better for a girl to be straightfoward, that way, in the future the guy will atleast have a clue about what she wants.