What is it about women that you don't understand?, for the confused male population Options

[AngelinaTaylor]

Ok, so I decided to make this thread about you (guys) and about what you don't really understand about us.

I (and any other females who want to post here) will try to answer your questions to clear up some of the confusion between the sexes, in fact, we may ask some questions ourselves.

Taylor``

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when you girls say "I don't know" do you really don't know, or do you just don't want to tell us? and why?
We do know...we just don't want you to know.

What the heck does "maybe" really mean?
I question that too...what does it mean when a guys says it?

If you want to stay single for a while, how long is "a while"?
If she's saying it to you it means she doesnt want to be with you.

Why dress slutty? Is it for attention, or do you just not like confinement?
It..uh...I guess it makes us feel sexy? I usually feel over exposed when I dress slutty,

Is it true that if you girls tease back it usually means you like us?
If the person is usually flirty no. If she isn't then yes.

What enjoyment do you find out of gossip and drama?
I don't know actually...I've been on a gossip hiatus for the longest time.

Why use ipods as mirrors?
Becuase they are shiny and we can see ourselves in them?

Is "so..hows life" or "hey whats up" your default phrases to talk to us or can you be more creative?
We're unable to think around you. We just pray something normal sounding will come out.

Abercrombie and fitch, hollister, hot topic, etc. really who gives a damn? Its all just clothes!
lmfao i know!

Do you girls understand that "secret" is not an invitation to share with your closest 20 friends?
Appearantly not. Sharing a secret with another girl is a way of bonding. It's like sharing a special part of you.

How the heck do you get your pants on??
One foot. Other foot. Pull. or Both feet. Pull.