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 May 28 2006, 07:55 AM
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hey all (well, guys)...
well i kinda need help but i've got a bent penis...and is there anything i can do to straighten it back out? is sex possible with a bent penis? plz help me out. thx. |
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Jun 15 2006, 09:05 AM
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QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 3 2006, 8:39 AM)  how do i straighten it back out? QUOTE(Spiritual Winged Aura @ Jun 3 2006, 1:15 PM) surgery. QUOTE(Hiroki Sugimura @ Jun 3 2006, 11:05 PM) Its normal, some have it straight forward, others have it to the sides. I dont think you can do anything about it. You can always masturbate at an angle. QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jun 4 2006, 3:36 AM) you can try using a hammer. or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Jun 6 2006, 7:35 AM) The first thing I did when i read, "Bent Penis," I just started cracking up. QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 6 2006, 1:45 PM) lol well now the whole NET knows hahahhaaha he has a bent penis hahahaha is it shaped like this?: L  QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 6 2006, 3:01 PM) F U C K!!! god damn u guys...ur all so retarded. should crack ur heads open and pour acid onto ur brains...that's gonna feel so nice isn't it! god damn createblog. f u c k createblog! QUOTE(lumpy @ Jun 9 2006, 5:34 AM) umm dude its because you got kicked in the testicular reigon as a child, and it swelled creating scar tissue, making it bend a little...its normal. QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Jun 15 2006, 2:15 AM) I am like falling off my chair laughing. Okay, give the kid some help. He's got a bent penis. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best posts EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA... 
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bylrarzeitnt i no this sounds odd but... May 28 2006, 07:55 AM
SyKoKiNeSiS Well now you can reach those hard to get spots. Ju... May 28 2006, 08:41 AM annabel_x ^yeah. what do you mean?
ok, so what. I'm a gi... May 28 2006, 11:50 AM magicfann ohmygod *runs away* May 28 2006, 12:09 PM
AngelbreeZ I don't know whatcha mean.
QUOTE(magicfann ... Jun 12 2006, 06:29 PM helllla jankyyyy oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo. May 28 2006, 05:36 PM anubis QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:3... Jun 1 2006, 01:09 AM uLoVeMikeRoch QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 6:3... Jun 6 2006, 12:35 AM Paradox of Life QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:3... Jun 14 2006, 07:15 PM lila200098 QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:3... Jun 17 2006, 10:59 AM waccoon It's perfectly normal.
Nobody's ever rea... May 28 2006, 06:45 PM Programmer long as you can aim it you'll be ok kid. don... May 28 2006, 06:47 PM Comik_knerd Yea it's normal...don't worry May 28 2006, 09:32 PM aznxdreamer ive never seen a guy with a perfecly straight peni... May 29 2006, 12:35 AM APPLEjuicex its probably because its not erect..? May 29 2006, 08:09 AM magicfann QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ May 29 2006, 9:09 AM)... May 29 2006, 10:53 AM bylrarzeitnt QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ May 29 2006, 9:09 PM)... Jun 2 2006, 12:57 AM xcaitlinx most guys' penises curve a bit... May 29 2006, 09:45 AM Smoogrish QUOTE(magicfann @ May 28 2006, 1:09 PM) o... May 29 2006, 01:38 PM WolFii dont worry. most penis are suppose to be a bit ben... May 30 2006, 11:46 PM bylrarzeitnt how do i straighten it back out? Jun 3 2006, 01:39 AM Spiritual Winged Aura QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 2 2006, 11:39 PM... Jun 3 2006, 06:15 AM Shahin Dude, don't worry about it. It's normal.
... Jun 3 2006, 03:15 AM Hiroki Sugimura Its normal, some have it straight forward, others ... Jun 3 2006, 04:05 PM i_liek_sushi you can try using a hammer.
or just cut it off, ... Jun 3 2006, 08:36 PM Smoogrish QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jun 3 2006, 9:36 PM)... Jun 8 2006, 08:46 PM L!ckitySplit welp, i guess your just a freak Jun 3 2006, 08:48 PM Chii What is the big damn deal? Who is going to notice ... Jun 3 2006, 09:44 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE(Chii @ Jun 3 2006, 9:44 PM) What is... Jun 6 2006, 06:45 AM This Confession ^exactly what i was going to say.
except i was goi... Jun 4 2006, 08:00 PM GameOverMan you know
a penis can be broken
no joke
if it is ne... Jun 4 2006, 09:20 PM bylrarzeitnt F U C K!!!
god damn u guys...ur all so... Jun 6 2006, 08:01 AM Uronacid QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 6 2006, 9:01 AM)... Jun 14 2006, 07:40 PM ECD & C0 QUOTEyou can try using a hammer.
or just cut it ... Jun 8 2006, 07:46 PM lumpy umm dude its because you got kicked in the testicu... Jun 8 2006, 10:34 PM smearedmakeup Your penis is lacking sex, that's why. Jun 8 2006, 10:41 PM The Nocturnal Phantom So much for the guys only thing. Lol.
Next time, m... Jun 18 2006, 12:13 PM Acid Bath Slayer I just keep imagining a nice 90 degree bend.
Right... Jun 18 2006, 12:23 PM Zatanna Don't sweat it, kid. These things happen and ... Jun 18 2006, 12:38 PM The Nocturnal Phantom ^That comment is so nice. Lol. Except.. if he has ... Jun 18 2006, 12:39 PM Weird addiction My boyfriend has a bent penis.
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