if every time u had sex/masturbate,1000 people die, puggles. |
if every time u had sex/masturbate,1000 people die, puggles. |
Nov 12 2005, 09:39 PM
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like the title says, if u have any sex or masturbation....1000 people...will die randomly anywhere in the world, any sex, race, or age will die very painfully....NOT INCLUDING people like ur friends and family....
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Nov 20 2005, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(goaskaslice) The authors of The Social Organization of Sexuality (Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, and Stuart Michaels; University of Chicago Press, 1994) gathered information about masturbatory practices from face-to-face interviews and self-administered questionnaires of 2,969 men and women ranging in age from 18 to 59 years. The researchers found that 41.7 percent of women and 63.3 percent of men masturbated during the year studied. Okay. QUOTE(fbi.gov) 15-64 years: 64.9% (male 2,117,230,183; female 2,066,864,970) 40% of women (two million) = [800,000] 60% of men (two million) = [1,2000,000] So about two million people masturbate globally, and that's a thousand deaths per person.. Two billion [2,000,000,000] people have just died. And that's only assuming they do it once a year. |
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Jun 8 2006, 02:52 AM
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![]() what do you think it says....if so obvious. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
Okay. 40% of women (two million) = [800,000] 60% of men (two million) = [1,2000,000] So about two million people masturbate globally, and that's a thousand deaths per person.. Two billion [2,000,000,000] people have just died. And that's only assuming they do it once a year. i highly doubt this 1000 people die if you have sex/masturbate forumla .. |
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Azn Kid from NY if every time u had sex/masturbate,1000 people die Nov 12 2005, 09:39 PM
tweeak Good grief, Charlie Brown Nov 12 2005, 09:47 PM
Statistik That's odd. Nov 12 2005, 09:47 PM
sadolakced acid ^ and his damn football. Nov 12 2005, 09:47 PM
mona lisa If you just sit at your computer, 1000 random peop... Nov 12 2005, 09:51 PM
incoherent QUOTE(mona lisa @ Nov 12 2005, 8:51 PM)If you... Nov 12 2005, 11:39 PM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(mona lisa @ Nov 12 2005, 9:51 PM)If you... Nov 12 2005, 11:49 PM
yanners QUOTE(mona lisa @ Nov 13 2005, 10:51 AM)If yo... Nov 17 2005, 04:41 AM
StanleyThePanda QUOTE(mona lisa @ Nov 12 2005, 10:51 PM) ... May 15 2006, 02:17 PM
drilotedahl this should have been in the boys locker room with... Nov 12 2005, 09:53 PM
lolita kitty but.
we need to have sex to re-produce.
if having ... Nov 12 2005, 09:56 PM
Frankie QUOTE(lolita kitty @ Nov 12 2005, 8:56 PM)but... Nov 13 2005, 11:52 AM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(lolita kitty @ Nov 12 2005, 9:56 PM)but... Nov 16 2005, 07:50 PM
tweeak You know what's funny? There was a religious g... Nov 12 2005, 09:58 PM
Kristinaa QUOTE(tweeak @ Nov 12 2005, 9:58 PM)You know ... Nov 12 2005, 10:13 PM
mipadi QUOTE(tweeak @ Nov 12 2005, 9:58 PM)You know ... Nov 12 2005, 11:38 PM
FreeStickers QUOTE(mipadi @ Nov 13 2005, 12:38 AM)Actually... Nov 19 2005, 03:32 PM
Heathasm id probably die before i could even think about it... Nov 12 2005, 09:58 PM
sadolakced acid you forgot the "have sex untill bill gates le... Nov 12 2005, 10:03 PM
Hiphop d[-_-]b Ahaha i solved the overpopulation problem
Wow, th... Nov 12 2005, 10:14 PM
tweeak Hey, see, that'd actually might be the solutio... Nov 12 2005, 10:18 PM
andromeda_90 IT'S NOT PEOPLE THAT WILL DIE! IT'S KI... Nov 12 2005, 10:20 PM
Hiphop d[-_-]b ^ Youre very angry at the world arent you ?
JK ... Nov 12 2005, 10:22 PM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-]b @ Nov... Nov 12 2005, 10:35 PM
tweeak Someone in my history class tried to insist that e... Nov 12 2005, 10:23 PM
Hiphop d[-_-]b ^ That makes me think. Do angels start out as cher... Nov 12 2005, 10:26 PM
Days Nearly Over Thinking about it.. how many of those 1,000 had se... Nov 12 2005, 10:29 PM
L!ckitySplit sucks for them Nov 12 2005, 11:28 PM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 12 2005, 11:28 P... Nov 12 2005, 11:38 PM
BrandonSaunders People will die. And I'll feel no remorse. Nov 12 2005, 11:31 PM
xcaitlinx i picked "god damn im gunna die a virgin... Nov 12 2005, 11:31 PM
herizon xP I don't get it. How is this accurate? Nov 13 2005, 01:22 AM
tweeak QUOTE(mipadi @ Nov 12 2005, 11:38 PM)Actually... Nov 13 2005, 01:45 AM
miss-_-guitar i would just be worried that i died or that my par... Nov 13 2005, 11:50 AM
Weird addiction ...wow! I can't imagine my life right now ... Nov 13 2005, 11:56 AM
tweeak ^I glare at you. Nov 16 2005, 07:56 PM
andromeda_90 ^For some reason i knew that one day, tweak would ... Nov 16 2005, 07:57 PM
Frankie one glare doesn't mean that she hates you. :D Nov 16 2005, 08:02 PM
andromeda_90 ^For some odd reason I always thought she hated me... Nov 16 2005, 08:12 PM
Cake. I thought it was the kittens? Nov 16 2005, 09:19 PM
xourzest sex and masterbating is sooo different Nov 16 2005, 09:34 PM
tweeak Really? I thought they were the same thing. Are yo... Nov 16 2005, 11:03 PM
RiC3xBoy Omg, like me too!! Nov 16 2005, 11:07 PM
sadolakced acid that's because they're both sins, and bush... Nov 16 2005, 11:13 PM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Nov 16 2005, 11:13 PM... Nov 17 2005, 04:40 PM
pshaa.shauna QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Nov 17 2005, 12:1... Jun 7 2006, 06:07 PM
Levy2k6 eh.. it happens.. lol. Nov 16 2005, 11:21 PM
klumzy lets be thankful that isnt the case! Nov 17 2005, 02:27 AM
wind&fire some chick here says kittens...
i hate kittens...... Nov 17 2005, 04:50 AM
dearfriend They'll really die??
*goes to have sex* Nov 17 2005, 05:22 AM
tweeak What is with all the pedophiles today? They make o... Nov 17 2005, 04:44 PM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(tweeak @ Nov 17 2005, 4:44 PM)What is w... Nov 17 2005, 04:47 PM
BrandonSaunders I don't like cats.
*10 Minutes Later*
Did it... Nov 17 2005, 09:15 PM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Nov 17 2005, 9:15 PM)... Nov 19 2005, 07:28 PM
mzbbc well what i i have to say is f**k it. Nov 17 2005, 09:17 PM
lilxlan Not to sound mean but people die everyday for rand... Nov 18 2005, 09:35 PM
heyisti Well that good. Wowo this thread is soo lame.
I wi... Nov 19 2005, 02:34 AM
JlIaTMK I don't have a mangina or penis. Nov 19 2005, 04:04 PM
Statistik That's why I made a topic in health like last ... Nov 19 2005, 05:45 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura ... and more haunted home, family, scenes, area, a... Nov 19 2005, 07:22 PM
c0cONuTTeR I dub this thread closeable. Nov 19 2005, 07:30 PM
andromeda_90 ^yeah, 1000 people dying won't be that big a d... Nov 19 2005, 11:38 PM
Rachel is love QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Nov 16 2005, 10:13 PM... Nov 20 2005, 10:28 PM
sadolakced acid ever notice how sins are very, very appealing thin... Nov 20 2005, 11:39 PM
vash1530 do what u feel, even if ppl die in the process....... Nov 20 2005, 11:49 PM
x_angawhomps Well then.. that excludes me from being a serial k... Nov 21 2005, 12:15 AM
×__Elle. Haha, I definitely wouldn't do it all the time... May 15 2006, 08:41 AM
No Fear Well, I guess the world isn't going to be over... May 15 2006, 09:10 AM
This Confession psh,
that can't possible count for married peo... May 15 2006, 09:17 AM
juliar at least a few hundred people die every second reg... Jun 7 2006, 06:03 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK who the hell keeps bringing back this topic... Jun 7 2006, 09:30 PM
×__Fcuk. ^ Lmao why not? Jun 7 2006, 09:36 PM
L!ckitySplit franki brought it back.
shes a sicko Jun 7 2006, 09:41 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK ^idk..I feel weird when I see this topic again aft... Jun 7 2006, 09:42 PM
RiC3xBoy " LOL ITS GONNA BE FUN TRYING TO REPOPULATE T... Jun 7 2006, 09:43 PM
Ajmalhuuss Sorry, but thats a 1000 people that gotta go anywa... Jun 9 2006, 09:18 AM
x0xIlmBx0x but we have sex in order to multiply..so..uhh..it... Jun 9 2006, 05:38 PM
doork i solved the overpopulation problem. Jun 9 2006, 06:06 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo HAHAHAHAHAHAhhhhhhhhahaha
Thoughs 1,000 people ar... Jun 9 2006, 06:18 PM
icy_wonderland If so, life would be even more depressing. Aug 15 2006, 04:08 AM
Freaky Krazer What if someone I love is one of the 1000 people ... Aug 15 2006, 10:51 PM![]() ![]() |