i need help on being a thief! Options

[jennyjenny]

so here's the deal:

i bring my $120 graphing calculator to scienceblock 5 and mathblock7. the other day i had science labs block6. so obviously i brought it to block 6 so i could have it for block 7. I've been doing this THE WHOLE YEAR. so last wednesday, block 6 was a lunch block (lunch in between the class) and we got back from lunch and we did the lab. so me and my lab partner finished and we were going to do these math problems. i realized my calculator wasn't there. the bell rang. i checked my locker just in case. i know my lab partner did not do it. i interigated like most of my class and i know that they wouldn't.

i've talked to about eight people who said they have also had their iPod, calculators, cellphones, etc. stolen. the school does not care.

so my question is, how do i steal another one?

i, for one, cannot tell my parents about this. they'll flip out. and i don't know about you, but i'm not ready to pull $120 out of my own ass to buy another one.

so tell me, how am i to steal another one without 1.) getting caught and 2.) not feel guilty for accidently stealing my friend's calculator or 3.) having me seem guilty?

plz explain!

[sadolakced acid]

you've got a perfect cover. if you're caught, you say you though it was yours.

1- go around pulling open lockers after school. some are rigged.

2- check the rigged ones. if there's a calculator in there that's the same as yours, examine it.

3- see if it's marked in any way. if it's not, take it. clear the memory completely (you need to know how to do this). take out the batteries and throw them away. you can always buy new ones, and the batteries might be incriminating. be SURE it's not marked. open the battery case, and take out the batteries and check. make sure there's nothing on the battery case cover (inside). turn it on, make sure it's not a hacked calculator.

4- put your name into calculator. Don't just blantantly say "this is ___'s calculator". put in something so that when you hit enter, it will say ____ is stupid. if caught, show them that, and say you think your friend did it, and that's why you think it's your calculator.

the only problem with this is if someone returns your calculator. make sure it's really gone first.


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