i need help on being a thief! Options

[jennyjenny]

so here's the deal:

i bring my $120 graphing calculator to scienceblock 5 and mathblock7. the other day i had science labs block6. so obviously i brought it to block 6 so i could have it for block 7. I've been doing this THE WHOLE YEAR. so last wednesday, block 6 was a lunch block (lunch in between the class) and we got back from lunch and we did the lab. so me and my lab partner finished and we were going to do these math problems. i realized my calculator wasn't there. the bell rang. i checked my locker just in case. i know my lab partner did not do it. i interigated like most of my class and i know that they wouldn't.

i've talked to about eight people who said they have also had their iPod, calculators, cellphones, etc. stolen. the school does not care.

so my question is, how do i steal another one?

i, for one, cannot tell my parents about this. they'll flip out. and i don't know about you, but i'm not ready to pull $120 out of my own ass to buy another one.

so tell me, how am i to steal another one without 1.) getting caught and 2.) not feel guilty for accidently stealing my friend's calculator or 3.) having me seem guilty?

plz explain!

[Yuffie Kisaragi]

Well, seeing as I'm a ninja, stealing is easy and I never get caught (Except for that one time...But that's not the story here) but for ninja-noobs like you, your best bet is to stay away from crime.

Borrow from friends who aren't in the same class as you.