i need help on being a thief! Options

[jennyjenny]

so here's the deal:

i bring my $120 graphing calculator to scienceblock 5 and mathblock7. the other day i had science labs block6. so obviously i brought it to block 6 so i could have it for block 7. I've been doing this THE WHOLE YEAR. so last wednesday, block 6 was a lunch block (lunch in between the class) and we got back from lunch and we did the lab. so me and my lab partner finished and we were going to do these math problems. i realized my calculator wasn't there. the bell rang. i checked my locker just in case. i know my lab partner did not do it. i interigated like most of my class and i know that they wouldn't.

i've talked to about eight people who said they have also had their iPod, calculators, cellphones, etc. stolen. the school does not care.

so my question is, how do i steal another one?

i, for one, cannot tell my parents about this. they'll flip out. and i don't know about you, but i'm not ready to pull $120 out of my own ass to buy another one.

so tell me, how am i to steal another one without 1.) getting caught and 2.) not feel guilty for accidently stealing my friend's calculator or 3.) having me seem guilty?

plz explain!

[jennyjenny]

^ yes, those are some pretty good reasons not to steal

but...

1.) my mom nearly had a heart attack when i told her i needed a 120 dollar calculator for school in the beginning of the year

2.) the first thing my brother said was "i bet you're going to lose it"

3.) my math teacher doesn't really explain anything. i mean, she'll teach us something, tell us how to do it in our calculator, and that's basically it. it's like Calculator ed

and 4.) i need one for finals, which is on the 15th.


Look, I don't need advice not to steal it. I know stealing is wrong, but is someone going to fess up with the stolen stuff? Probably not.

The school doesn't doing anything about this kind of stuff. My friend whose iPod was stolen went to her house office (they split the school into 3 houses and you get housemasters) and all they did was give her their sympathy. Stuff gets stolen so much that they don't even care anymore.