The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! Options

[doom_diver]

For me, it was my chemistry teacher. We were talking about the 4 types of oxides and we reached amphoteric oxides. We didn't get it so he made some examples, "You know, those people with the male organ and the female organ, you know that kind of stuff and amphoteric oxides are like that, acting like a basic and acidic oxide."

We all started to laugh and out of nowhere, he said "They do themselves!........" We laughed even harder after that and the class ended with craziness

Well, share it with us!

[Jeng]

a lot of stuff happneed this year with a few of my teachers;
french-shes cold hearted so she said she''ll cut off our fingers and she told us to go cut our selves
math-he so funnny. he'll tell us his stories way back then and there're hilarious, we'll spend half the class laughing, then other days he'll do funny things, like take a cylinder and a cone and connect it and made a bullet then started running around the class with it aiming at the kids heads, and he'll start teaching us then burst out laughing when he hears the food truck go by
science-best teacher alive, she took a kids hat and wore it sideways with big sunglasses and did a peace sign with her hands and kids started taking pictures
last year my science teacher was stupid,not really but he was, his wife was pregnant and he wanted a boy and he sad if he had a girl, he'd stick it back up there till a boy comes out.