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Better !pout
*mipadi*
post May 18 2006, 10:28 AM
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better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town

cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
be good }




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Smoogrish
post May 29 2006, 03:33 PM
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Reminds me of this:

QUOTE
• Found in the electronic mailbox here ...

`This poem appeared recently in Infocus magazine. The original authors were Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI. A poll conducted among Infocus readers had established "waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters < and >, though some readers held out resolutely for "norkies". The text of the poem:

<>!*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~#4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED
`The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.'


 

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mipadi   Better !pout   May 18 2006, 10:28 AM
niez_cho   Oooh that's nice. :PP   May 20 2006, 02:28 AM
Smoogrish   Reminds me of this: QUOTE• Found in the electroni...   May 29 2006, 03:33 PM
magicfann   wtf... Toggled - Josh Tobin /gg   May 29 2006, 07:50 PM
BioSpArK69   what the hell is this? gay sh*t mipadi can suck ...   May 29 2006, 07:52 PM
Retrogressive   WOW! Both of those are extremely creative.   May 29 2006, 08:45 PM
niez_cho   I like the 2nd one too. :DDD   Jun 17 2006, 06:03 AM


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