If WW2 was an RTS... Options

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If WWII were a RTS



haha some funny stuff my frd sent me...

If World War II had been an RTS game, it may have gone a little something like this....





Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*



Eisenhower has joined the game.*



paTTon has joined the game.*



Churchill has joined the game.*



benny-tow has joined the game.*



T0J0 has joined the game.*



Roosevelt has joined the game.*



Stalin has joined the game.*



deGaulle has joined the game.*



Roosevelt: hey sup



T0J0: y0



Stalin: hi



Churchill: hi



Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!



paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks



T0JO: lol



Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!



benny-tow: haha america sux



Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?



Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever



Stalin: cool



deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help



Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy



Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry



Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me



Roosevelt: get antiair guns



Churchill: i cant afford them



benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?



paTTon: stfu



Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys



deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick



Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army



paTTon: yah hurry the fock up



Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded



deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck



deGaulle has left the game.*



Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?



benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?



benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?



Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO



T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u



Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses



T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol



Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u



Hitler[AoE]: wtf



Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army



Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker



Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler



Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!



T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard



Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path



Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE



Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol



benny-tow: haha



benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1



T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full



Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help



Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya



Stalin: church help me



Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here



Stalin: dont be an arss



Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late



Eisenhower: LOL



benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help



Hitler: o man ur focked



paTTon: oh what now biotch



Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol



benny-tow has been eliminated.*



benny-tow: lame



Roosevelt: gj patton



paTTon: thnx



Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t



Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record



Eisenhower: Nuts!



benny~tow: wtf that mean?



Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped



paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker



Stalin: rofl



T0J0: HAHAHHAA



Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin



Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city



Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*



benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself



Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL



Stalin: OMG LMAO!



Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows



Hitler[AoE] has left the game*



paTTon: hahahhah



T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs



benny~tow: shut up noob



Roosevelt: haha wut a moron



paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?



Eisenhower: yah me too



T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol



Eisenhower: fock u



paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie



Stalin: go to hell lol



paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk



Eisenhower: yah this is



Roosevelt has left the game.*



Hitler[AoE]: wtf?



Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join



tru_m4n has joined the game.*



tru_m4n: hi all



T0J0: hey



Stalin: sup



Churchill: hi



tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!



tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES



Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz



tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple



Stalin: omg dont be gimmie nuculer secrets



T0J0: wtf is nukes?



T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!



T0J0 has been eliminated.*



The Allied team has won the game!*



Eisenhower: awesome!



Churchill: gg noobs no re



T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck



T0J0 has left the game.*



Eisenhower has left the game.*



Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****



Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss



tru_m4n: l8r all



benny~tow: bye



Churchill: l8r



Stalin: fock u all



tru_m4n: shut up commie lol



tru_m4n has left the game.*



benny~tow: lololol u commie



Churchill: ROFL



Churchill: bye commie



Churchill has left the game.*



benny~tow has left the game.*



Stalin: i hate u all fags



Stalin has left the game.*



paTTon: lol no1 is left



paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep



paTTon has been eliminated.*



paTTon: o sh1t!



paTTon has left the game.*

[Smoogrish]

Hahahaaaa.