The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! Options

[doom_diver]

For me, it was my chemistry teacher. We were talking about the 4 types of oxides and we reached amphoteric oxides. We didn't get it so he made some examples, "You know, those people with the male organ and the female organ, you know that kind of stuff and amphoteric oxides are like that, acting like a basic and acidic oxide."

We all started to laugh and out of nowhere, he said "They do themselves!........" We laughed even harder after that and the class ended with craziness

Well, share it with us!

[*Libertie*]

When I was in seventh grade, I had a science teacher who was nearly blind.. We stacked a few desks on top of each other and I climbed up to and put an apple on top of one of the ceiling tiles just over her desk (I was elected, they figured I was small enough that I wouldn't sent the tower of desks crashing down). A couple days later, it rotted and smelled AWFUL. She kept complaining and had no idea what it was. We actually had to have class in the auditorium for a few days while people were in there trying to figure it out.

But yeah, we did this ALL right in front of her. She just continued to stare forward. There were other things as well, but we know she wasn't just a pushover or anything because when she DID catch stuff like this she got super pissed.