The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! Options

[doom_diver]

For me, it was my chemistry teacher. We were talking about the 4 types of oxides and we reached amphoteric oxides. We didn't get it so he made some examples, "You know, those people with the male organ and the female organ, you know that kind of stuff and amphoteric oxides are like that, acting like a basic and acidic oxide."

We all started to laugh and out of nowhere, he said "They do themselves!........" We laughed even harder after that and the class ended with craziness

Well, share it with us!

[nothing_plus_thi...]

oh. i've lots of these.

8th grade -- my math teacher /homeroom teacher threw her teacher's book across the room and threw a piece of chalk at someone's head. and then she cried.

8th grade -- a substitute slapped me across the face. he was a sub in gym. the bell rang. i told him we had to go change into our street clothes again. he got all red in the face and slapped me.

9th grade -- my science teacher gave me permission to beat a girl up. she was snapping her gum to just to annoy me. and playing with her water bottle. he took her water bottle and therw it out the window. i threw a shoe at her. he and i laughed. she got upset.

10 grade -- my law teacher took us on a field trip and decided he didn't want to go back to the school. so since we all took different vehicles, we went cruising around. he and the girl i was riding with got into a "high speed chase" with each other. he rode through some bushes to get away from her. and a red light. it was priceless. he was in a fancy little convertible.

12th grade -- honours english. the same teacher as above. launched us into an 80 minute long conversation about our sex lives. and monkeys. and onions. it was the most bizarre and awkward thing i've ever participated in.

10th grade -- my psych. teacher flipped out on the classroom clock. it was malfunctioning. so he took a stick and knocked it off the wall. and then acted like nothing happened.

11th grade -- my english teacher threw a pen at my head. i won a contest and started fighting with him about how there was no prize. and i so deserved a prize. so he ran to his desk, grabbed a pen, and threw it at my head. i loved that teacher. he also threatened on several occasions to lock me in the supply cabinet because i talked too much.