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 May 21 2006, 02:27 AM
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 *SNERK*  Group: Member Posts: 96 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 410,097  |
(all following quotes are emo phillip's.no duh,genius)
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." "I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. " "I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." "I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. " "I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks. " "I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. " "I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them. " "I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. " want more? maybe later =) |
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May 21 2006, 11:21 AM
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*SNERK* Group: Member Posts: 96 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 410,097 |
i was doing a search on emo qoutes for my myspace
yeah,call me too lazy to make my own,but whatever. he came up. and I thought he was kickface,so yeah. he's rad. haha. |
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NERDface™ EMO PHILLIPS May 21 2006, 02:27 AM
sw33t_rouge funny i wonder where you get them (: May 21 2006, 02:36 AM
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