learning is sex, i promise Options

[expoised]

do your teachers relate everything to sex? mine does =]

so our Computer Science teacher is the best teacher in the world. she connects everything to sex. our school computer sign-in requires the first letter of the first name and the first 3 letters of the last name... and her name is Bonnie Lowesomething or another. so that = BLOW

anyways. about computer science =]
sometimes... there are PUBLIC parts. that's the part where you let people see and access the program. such as your FACE.

then, there are PRIVATE parts. parts where most people CANNOT access... such as your *ahem*.

but that doesn't mean its not accessable.. you can LET people access your PRIVATE parts.

but remember... there's a PROTECTION code too... something you should always practice when someone is ACCESSING your PRIVATES.

but sometimes, people ACCESS your PRIVATES without your consent (i.e. RAPING) or actually, in computer sense, HACKING.

sometimes.. if your not happy with your PRIVATES... you can CHANGE it.

so. all in all. computer science has everything to do with using condoms, hormone enhancers, sex changes, and raping. =]

[*Statues/Shadows*]

The best I got this year was all the sexual references in Ethan Frome. Even the "fabric sex" was no fun though, becausewe didn't have a teacher we were comfortable pushing our limits with.

Next year should be delightfully full of innuendo again, though.

(HAHAHA I just looked back through the thread, and in my first post I'd used the same shifty smiley in reference to the same teacher.l Ahhh, I miss him..but am glad I didn't do my oral with him.)