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post Oct 5 2004, 08:16 PM
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do your teachers relate everything to sex? mine does =]

so our Computer Science teacher is the best teacher in the world. she connects everything to sex. our school computer sign-in requires the first letter of the first name and the first 3 letters of the last name... and her name is Bonnie Lowesomething or another. so that = BLOW

anyways. about computer science =]
sometimes... there are PUBLIC parts. that's the part where you let people see and access the program. such as your FACE.

then, there are PRIVATE parts. parts where most people CANNOT access... such as your *ahem*.

but that doesn't mean its not accessable.. you can LET people access your PRIVATE parts.

but remember... there's a PROTECTION code too... something you should always practice when someone is ACCESSING your PRIVATES.

but sometimes, people ACCESS your PRIVATES without your consent (i.e. RAPING) or actually, in computer sense, HACKING.

sometimes.. if your not happy with your PRIVATES... you can CHANGE it.

so. all in all. computer science has everything to do with using condoms, hormone enhancers, sex changes, and raping. =]
 
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 09:03 PM
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Bad, perverted teachers. My old French teacher used to do that.. everytime we wanted to read something after a test, she kept suggesting [more like forcing] p_rn cause she said the french people are more 'open' and do more of that stuf..
 
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QUOTE(PinkTrash @ Oct 5 2004, 9:03 PM) *
Bad, perverted teachers. My old French teacher used to do that.. everytime we wanted to read something after a test, she kept suggesting [more like forcing] p_rn cause she said the french people are more 'open' and do more of that stuf..


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QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ May 11 2006, 3:41 PM) *
None of my teachers would ever do that.


yeah, seriously. i got told off by a teacher cause i said "what the crap" mellow.gif

so none of my teachers would even think about including that stuff in a lesson
 

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[X]poised   learning is sex   Oct 5 2004, 08:16 PM
jnukes   so when guys are done , is that called "syste...   Oct 5 2004, 08:18 PM
tanichick   QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 6:18 PM) so wh...   May 11 2006, 11:19 PM
aznbabiicutie   LOLS..my computer teacher doesn't relate to se...   Oct 5 2004, 08:18 PM
[X]poised   QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM)so when gu...   Oct 5 2004, 08:19 PM
rainnydaiis   lolz relate it to sex... quite funny =P   Oct 5 2004, 08:20 PM
C.Lime.Jello.   -trying not to laugh- -didn't succed- LOL...   Oct 5 2004, 08:21 PM
[X]poised   some of our class conversations: teacher: "m...   Oct 5 2004, 08:24 PM
k0deznskinz   mines relates to ghetto neighbor hoods lol   Oct 5 2004, 08:25 PM
jnukes   so.. without "protection", a "virus...   Oct 5 2004, 08:25 PM
DrEaMgUy2K1   so is he like....this is how u protect ur internet...   Oct 5 2004, 08:29 PM
Chaos13   ^^ hahahaz! ^^ hahahahahahahahahahha! wo...   Oct 5 2004, 08:31 PM
Days Nearly Over   Now you see, your computer science teacher knows w...   Oct 5 2004, 08:32 PM
LiLEthiopian   yes..and its kinda wierd cuz i go to a christian s...   Oct 5 2004, 08:33 PM
[Mediocre]Artist   QUOTE(LiLEthiopian @ Oct 5 2004, 8:33 PM)...   May 11 2006, 09:54 PM
tweeak   hahahahaha my lit teacher relates EVERYTHING to se...   Oct 5 2004, 08:51 PM
sweetdreamsx3   Yeah, my chemistry teacher does that, but hey..you...   Oct 5 2004, 08:58 PM
PinkTrash   Bad, perverted teachers. My old French teacher use...   Oct 5 2004, 09:03 PM
marzipan   QUOTE(PinkTrash @ Oct 5 2004, 9:03 PM) Ba...   May 11 2006, 03:52 PM
imafreakinazn   ok...that's a bit....graphic i'm glad my ...   Oct 5 2004, 09:10 PM
faithin_felix   QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM)so when gu...   Oct 5 2004, 09:13 PM
juliar   And allowing people to access your privates allows...   Oct 5 2004, 09:18 PM
tainted_angel   QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 6:18 PM)so when gu...   Oct 5 2004, 09:25 PM
[X]poised   QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 5 2004, 9:18 PM)And allowi...   Oct 5 2004, 09:48 PM
Kit   lol and when u dont access ur PRIVATES within 30 d...   Oct 5 2004, 10:22 PM
helllla jankyyyy   hahahahaah that's really funny. I wonder what ...   Oct 5 2004, 10:40 PM
dani41790   rofl rofl thats funni   Oct 5 2004, 10:45 PM
< Random >   QUOTEI wonder what your teacher does when they are...   Oct 5 2004, 10:49 PM
[X]poised   QUOTE(< Random > @ Oct 5 2004, 10:49 PM...   Oct 5 2004, 10:54 PM
stephinika   haha no i've never had that happen to me but t...   Oct 6 2004, 01:15 AM
wind&fire   ewww i think ur teachers are pedophiles... dont be...   Oct 6 2004, 01:26 AM
AngelicEyz00   Haha, interesting melissa! oh, and congrats o...   Oct 6 2004, 01:39 AM
JustPeachy   XD lmfao that would be the best class man!   Oct 6 2004, 10:20 AM
Madame C   Dude, your teacher rocks! I wish my high scho...   Oct 6 2004, 01:53 PM
nyctophiliac   woah that's freaky...that gawd my school isn...   Oct 6 2004, 03:38 PM
angel-roh   neither my computer teacher relates to sex too O_O   Oct 6 2004, 09:04 PM
jambaJUICE   QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Oct 5 2004, 8:29 PM)so is...   Oct 6 2004, 09:06 PM
royalfreshness   QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 9:18 PM)so when gu...   Oct 6 2004, 09:08 PM
[X]poised   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 6 2004, 1:39 AM)Haha...   Oct 6 2004, 09:09 PM
sporadic   .........haha. i'd be quite uncomfortable in t...   Oct 6 2004, 09:20 PM
MyVermilionPlague   I'd be scared. Thank God none of my teachers a...   Oct 6 2004, 09:39 PM
tweeak   QUOTE([X)poised,Oct 5 2004, 10:54 PM] well ac...   Dec 12 2004, 09:59 PM
MAXpowers1023   What's funny, is that my sex teacher related s...   Dec 12 2004, 10:53 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   whoa..my teacher'd probably get fired for that...   Dec 12 2004, 11:14 PM
mona lisa   lol. that is HILARIOUS.   Dec 12 2004, 11:18 PM
MyChemicalRomance.   LOL! thats friggin funny man I wish one of my ...   Dec 13 2004, 01:54 AM
xSonia   // im not spamming..just confused.   Dec 13 2004, 02:01 AM
jr0h   yeah i remember in p.e. back in 7th grade. my teac...   Dec 13 2004, 03:23 AM
x__TOOT   hahaha. lol. you're teacher's cool. my tea...   Dec 13 2004, 04:16 AM
eli5e   they dont really relate EVERYTHING to it .. =P   Dec 13 2004, 05:18 PM
NatiMarie   That's very interesting. So have you ever tri...   Dec 13 2004, 07:30 PM
tyedyefroggy   QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM)so when gu...   Dec 13 2004, 07:41 PM
teeners__15   haha my gym teacher relates everything to sex. but...   Dec 13 2004, 07:48 PM
weirdness   *coughcrazycough* hahahahahahahaha the thing is t...   Dec 13 2004, 07:52 PM
toyo loco   awwwww you have a cool teachers ours are stupid   Dec 13 2004, 08:02 PM
audory   ROFL. that is some funny shite. none of my teacher...   Dec 13 2004, 08:07 PM
tungtwista   sounds like a pretty cool teacher. i wish they wer...   Dec 13 2004, 08:12 PM
hiromi   *tears* AHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD too bad none of my teac...   Dec 13 2004, 08:15 PM
punk3d   whoa..... hahahaha never thought of it that way, b...   Dec 14 2004, 09:16 AM
mipadi   In C++, only your friends can see your privates.   May 11 2006, 11:18 AM
Arjuna Capulong   None of my teachers would ever do that.   May 11 2006, 03:41 PM
chasingvictory   haha my computer science teacher never did that. ...   May 11 2006, 04:33 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK   QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 9:18 PM) so wh...   May 11 2006, 06:45 PM
emazing   QUOTEAnd allowing people to access your privates a...   May 11 2006, 07:35 PM
ROARxD   xDD. Wow. Computer Science and Sex.   May 11 2006, 07:49 PM
My Cinderella.   My math teacher breaks into conversations about se...   May 11 2006, 09:27 PM
Statues/Shadows   The best I got this year was all the sexual refere...   May 11 2006, 09:38 PM
Ilaem   Yea lol Okay we can be talking about flowers and t...   May 11 2006, 10:00 PM


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