If you were Jesus, ?. |
 Apr 24 2006, 05:55 PM
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If you were in Jesus' shoes, and you learned that you were to become one of the world's most popular religious icon/leader/God what would you do?
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Apr 24 2006, 05:57 PM
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Say screw it and go play Halo.
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May 1 2006, 08:35 AM
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Why isn't this in The Lounge? It's a very Loung-y topic..
QUOTE((pshaa)shauna @ Apr 24 2006, 5:57 PM)  Say screw it and go play Halo.  After I died, I'd go down to earth 2,000 years later and exclaim that I do exist so people would quit debating whether I do or not. And of course I'd tell the Catholics, just for the record, that they aren't the freaking rulers of the Christian world, so they'd better tone it down. 
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May 1 2006, 08:38 AM
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QUOTE(×__Elle. @ May 1 2006, 8:35 AM) After I died, I'd go down to earth 2,000 years later and exclaim that I do exist so people would quit debating whether I do or not. And of course I'd tell the Catholics, just for the record, that they aren't the freaking rulers of the Christian world, so they'd better tone it down. That's boring. I would flash my penis at young girls on the subway. 
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May 1 2006, 08:39 AM
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QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ May 1 2006, 8:38 AM) That's boring. Thank you, I'm a very boring person! I would flash my penis at young girls on the subway.
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Herizon Action If you were Jesus Apr 24 2006, 05:55 PM
Acid Bath Slayer QUOTE(×__Elle. @ May 1 2006, 8:39 AM) Tha... May 1 2006, 09:08 AM
Herizon Action roflroflroflrofl.
that's cool.
what if you had... Apr 24 2006, 06:00 PM chaneun I'd heal your leprosy, eCousin. Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM Intoxique I would make all the people I hate suffer painfull... Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM [pshaa]shauna QUOTE(Herizon Action @ Apr 24 2006, 7:00 ... Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM Tribal J_Rome I would make the x-men real
and the bad guys too Apr 24 2006, 06:03 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK I'd make myself happy by giving myself all the... Apr 24 2006, 06:04 PM Tribal J_Rome ^if i were jesus i'd assassinate him myself Apr 24 2006, 06:05 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK ^nooo that'd be too evil! Apr 24 2006, 06:06 PM Tribal J_Rome It's not like I'd go to hell for it Apr 24 2006, 06:07 PM [pshaa]shauna LMAO^^^
That's brilliant. Apr 24 2006, 06:13 PM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo I would sleep -_- Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM Smoogrish I'm putting this in Forum Games.
I would kill... Apr 24 2006, 06:21 PM I own yourr face. I'd kill Jusun for making Createblog.
I'm... Apr 24 2006, 08:11 PM [pshaa]shauna I would turn myself into Chuck Norris. Apr 24 2006, 08:12 PM I own yourr face. ^I really, really hope you're kidding. Apr 24 2006, 08:34 PM Smoogrish No Janette, you're just jealous because each o... Apr 25 2006, 04:43 PM [pshaa]shauna I want stupid jokes made about me! Apr 28 2006, 09:45 PM F_L_I_P Jesus wore sandals :P
-Phil- Apr 29 2006, 01:14 AM Paradox of Life I would do all sins imaginable because I'm Jes... Apr 29 2006, 09:46 AM Blow_Don't_SUCK I'll make Hez grow a penis because he needs it Apr 29 2006, 10:01 AM Acid Bath Slayer I wouldn't exist.
Is that the right answer... May 1 2006, 08:30 AM Herizon Action Hahaha, Nathaniel!
Why is this here?
I think A... Jun 1 2006, 03:59 PM Smoogrish QUOTE(Herizon Action @ Jun 1 2006, 4:59 P... Jun 6 2006, 08:06 PM one_and_only id do what he did and go around telling people how... Jun 1 2006, 10:16 PM starlette If I was Jesus I would pop into peoples lives like... Jun 1 2006, 10:25 PM icy_wonderland i would make all the people i hate suffer really b... Jun 6 2006, 06:56 AM fever1 i would help everyone learn to respect each other. Jun 6 2006, 11:05 AM doork QUOTE(fever1 @ Jun 6 2006, 12:05 PM) i wo... Jun 9 2006, 01:59 PM magicfann i'd kill all the emo and goth kids then have t... Jun 6 2006, 05:05 PM ECD & C0 QUOTESay screw it and go play Halo.
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