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 Apr 14 2006, 12:17 AM
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does anyone know the answer to this? it's really hard to figure out.
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? |
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Apr 27 2006, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE The time has come,
winter is here and those yellow bears all disapear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs As time marches on Girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush As time passes For those held high their end is nigh As time catches up Everyone is equal when we get to the final sequal As time turns Without it we have flour and water With it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out The more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks All the time that has past man cannot comprehand something so vast. |
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learninghowtofall hard riddle Apr 14 2006, 12:17 AM
add1cted2f1re pm me the answer, b/c if i dont have it, this will... Apr 14 2006, 01:17 AM
learninghowtofall QUOTE(add1cted2f1re @ Apr 13 2006, 11:17 ... Apr 14 2006, 05:21 PM My Cinderella. I tried so hard to figure out what it was, and sti... Apr 14 2006, 05:26 PM damn penguin. i saw that on myspace.
i tried googling it but i c... Apr 14 2006, 05:28 PM learninghowtofall I bet the answer's something really simple tha... Apr 14 2006, 05:34 PM My Cinderella. At first I thought it was water/oil. But then the ... Apr 14 2006, 05:37 PM learninghowtofall I think this is like the other one.
the one that g... Apr 14 2006, 05:42 PM salcha im curious now. i've been trying to figure out... Apr 14 2006, 05:45 PM learninghowtofall QUOTE(salcha @ Apr 14 2006, 3:45 PM) im c... Apr 14 2006, 05:53 PM add1cted2f1re where did u find this? it could be something some... Apr 14 2006, 05:46 PM GetMiNE_GetY0URS I have no idea. Geez, who comes up with these thin... Apr 14 2006, 05:47 PM salcha hmmm, heat/temperature?
..no Apr 14 2006, 05:48 PM x___F0RG0TTEN hmm.. maybe it's just like that "find the... Apr 14 2006, 06:12 PM one_and_only ^ is this saying the amswer is time? Apr 27 2006, 09:09 PM o0olaalaa pressure!
Polar bears are white because the p... Apr 27 2006, 09:14 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(o0olaalaa @ Apr 27 2006, 9:14 PM) p... May 2 2006, 04:01 PM chasingvictory QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ May 2 2006, 5:01 ... May 2 2006, 05:10 PM one_and_only did you figure that out on your own?
that was an ... Apr 27 2006, 09:16 PM o0olaalaa QUOTE(one_and_only @ Apr 27 2006, 10:16 P... Apr 27 2006, 09:17 PM Smoogrish Ooooh, nice one! Apr 27 2006, 09:19 PM eunie03 So, you're the one that submitted that exact w... Apr 28 2006, 11:41 AM colleen92 the pressure one is good...but i dunno...i was thi... Apr 28 2006, 04:26 PM tainted_angel I gave up on it and decided for myself that the an... May 2 2006, 03:13 PM JumpforJoy The answer is nothing. May 2 2006, 03:15 PM waccoon Polar bears are not, in fact, white because of the... May 2 2006, 04:16 PM |
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