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[ComradeRed]

Greetings, Comrades!

I am Alexei Ivanovich Karasov, a sergeant-commissar in the Proletarian Red Army. You may call me Comrade Alexei. I bear warm greetings from the place that is not so warm, I mean my motherland of Russia.

In my Motherland, it is traditional for us to throw the severed claw of a Siberian Bear around to introduce ourselves. This tradition was abolished in the October Revolution because only decadant bourgeois pig-dogs could afford Siberian Bears. Today, we just throw around the severed hand of a bourgeois pig-dog instead.

So, then, Comrades, what adventures and transpirings bring you to the Red Army?

[ComradeRed]

Nice, Minda. You're a silly one. I really need to move to the city...I'd probably be more amused there. Either that, or you need to transfer to Baldwin and save me from all these idiots. Anywho, welcome.

Haha, I hope my next transfer is going to be to the University of Pennsylvania, eh... The People's Institute for the Furtherment of Proletarian Learning Mindset Philadelphia branch. Kremlin on the Delaware they call it.