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[ComradeRed]

Greetings, Comrades!

I am Alexei Ivanovich Karasov, a sergeant-commissar in the Proletarian Red Army. You may call me Comrade Alexei. I bear warm greetings from the place that is not so warm, I mean my motherland of Russia.

In my Motherland, it is traditional for us to throw the severed claw of a Siberian Bear around to introduce ourselves. This tradition was abolished in the October Revolution because only decadant bourgeois pig-dogs could afford Siberian Bears. Today, we just throw around the severed hand of a bourgeois pig-dog instead.

So, then, Comrades, what adventures and transpirings bring you to the Red Army?

[*Kathleen*]

Nice, Minda. You're a silly one. I really need to move to the city...I'd probably be more amused there. Either that, or you need to transfer to Baldwin and save me from all these idiots. Anywho, welcome.