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God is like...
princess2113
post May 23 2004, 09:38 PM
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GOD IS LIKE.........
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:






BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.





a FORD
He's got a better idea.







COKE
He's the real thing.














HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.








TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.





GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.







SEARS
He has everything.






ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.









SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.






DELTA
He's ready when you are.








ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.








VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.






DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.





the US POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.
 
 
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post May 24 2004, 05:20 PM
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lol.

how about gatorade

is in it you?
the god spirit.
 

Posts in this topic
princess2113   God is like...   May 23 2004, 09:38 PM
krnxswat   Haha. How cute.   May 23 2004, 10:10 PM
dani41790   wow thats realli cute n sooo tru   May 24 2004, 04:18 PM
CloudUnionX   Lol, cute.   May 24 2004, 04:30 PM
faithin_felix   lol. how about gatorade is in it you? the god ...   May 24 2004, 05:20 PM
IIO__oII   aw thats great!   May 26 2004, 11:56 PM
GinaDaQueen   How clever! I really liked these :)   May 29 2004, 02:56 PM
Just_Dream   aww cute =D hehes The Lord does do wonders ^_^ LoL...   May 29 2004, 04:40 PM
hybrid   Haha, I like the Sears one. Haha.   May 29 2004, 04:54 PM
LatinaLady   ha-ha those are cute   May 29 2004, 07:31 PM
elmogurly   awww those are cute!   Jul 15 2005, 11:11 PM
anubis   i thought there would be like something really nau...   Jul 16 2005, 12:41 AM
pandamonium   QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 16 2005, 12:41 AM)i though...   Jul 16 2005, 01:56 AM
vivacious   QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jul 15 2005, 11:56 PM)yea...   Jul 16 2005, 04:21 PM


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