... Snakes on a Plane Options

[*kryogenix*]

http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features...sonaplane.shtml

This is a movie, starring Samuel L. Jackson. He is a pilot of an airplane, with snakes on it.

Doesn't sound very exciting.



But it made me laugh.

[NoSex]

Yeah, this is awful. I had the disservice of seeing the trailer about a month ago. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. Coming from a person who wants to work someday in film, this almost hurts. I'm just hoping for Clerks II to dominate that weekend at the box office so that hollywood doesn't get any kind of message other than, "Snakes on a Plane loses." Otherwise, in a week you just know, "Rhinoes on a Train," and "Giraffes in an Above Ground Pool," will be thrown into high level studio production. The real sickening thing is that each studio and each production company gets thousands upon thousands of movie ideas and scripts each year, tons of which actually represent smart and creative people with good ideas. Now, imagine a New Line Cinema executive waiting to get this pitch. The pitch for, "Snakes on a Plane." Now, imagine how high he would have had to have been to think it was a good idea. So, they spend millions on this project, while someone with an actually good idea gets their script denied yet again. So awful.


Don't see this movie. Please. Do not pay to see this movie. If you can't resist, as many of us might not, as it is much like a train wreck. Just download it or something, pirate it. Just, don't give anyone the message that this could make serious money. Make it a failure at the box office so we don't have to suffer the pain of, "Koalas Inside a Submarine."

[Paradox of Life]

Yeah, this is awful. I had the disservice of seeing the trailer about a month ago. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. Coming from a person who wants to work someday in film, this almost hurts. I'm just hoping for Clerks II to dominate that weekend at the box office so that hollywood doesn't get any kind of message other than, "Snakes on a Plane loses." Otherwise, in a week you just know, "Rhinoes on a Train," and "Giraffes in an Above Ground Pool," will be thrown into high level studio production. The real sickening thing is that each studio and each production company gets thousands upon thousands of movie ideas and scripts each year, tons of which actually represent smart and creative people with good ideas. Now, imagine a New Line Cinema executive waiting to get this pitch. The pitch for, "Snakes on a Plane." Now, imagine how high he would have had to have been to think it was a good idea. So, they spend millions on this project, while someone with an actually good idea gets their script denied yet again. So awful.
Don't see this movie. Please. Do not pay to see this movie. If you can't resist, as many of us might not, as it is much like a train wreck. Just download it or something, pirate it. Just, don't give anyone the message that this could make serious money. Make it a failure at the box office so we don't have to suffer the pain of, "Koloas Inside a Submarine."

They are called *Koalas*, Nate. *Koalas*. But yeah, I take your word for it. I haven't seen the trailer, and I don't plan on seeing it because it may tempt me to see the movie, which I know will be a gigantic waste of my time like when I saw The Amityville Horror remake.

[NoSex]

They are called *Koalas*, Nate. *Koalas*. But yeah, I take your word for it. I haven't seen the trailer, and I don't plan on seeing it because it may tempt me to see the movie, which I know will be a gigantic waste of my time like when I saw The Amityville Horror remake.

Ahh ha. Koalas problems solved. That is, they may still be on the submarine, but it's spelt correctly.

Yeah. Please don't. Pretty please with Sna- - Er, cherries ontop!
Also, The Amityville Horror remake was worse than the original, and I'm sure that took some real dedication to accomplish.