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Identical twins : P
lilxroxy
post Mar 3 2006, 07:39 PM
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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unknown to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle." The old woman fainted.
 
 
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post Mar 11 2006, 08:25 PM
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Posts in this topic
lilxroxy   Identical twins : P   Mar 3 2006, 07:39 PM
azngrl7691   lol....entertaining...^^   Mar 11 2006, 12:24 AM
ranniel   hmph.. lmao.   Mar 11 2006, 10:52 AM
BOLIN_Vee   ha ha fun knee   Mar 11 2006, 08:25 PM
aubbob.   hahahah lmaoo   Mar 12 2006, 01:56 AM
Blow_Don't_SUCK   RE: Identical twins : P   Mar 20 2006, 05:40 PM
digital.fragrance   OMgosh that's funny... in a bad way   Mar 21 2006, 03:44 PM
ROARxD   ahahaha xD that made me giggle (;   Mar 21 2006, 09:36 PM
aicilah999   haha. funny but a little mean?   Mar 21 2006, 10:54 PM
Ice Cream 4 U   HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I...   Mar 22 2006, 06:36 PM


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