The Vending Machine |
 Feb 28 2006, 04:36 AM
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-Welcome to the CB Vending Machine-
-Please insert your coin and you may get a yummy treat- This is how you play... First Person: -Inserts coin- Second Person: You get a box of tissues -Inserts coin- Third Person: You get smelly socks -Inserts coin- and so on.... You don't have to always insert a coin...it can be something else  -Inserts coin- |
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Feb 28 2006, 08:24 PM
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 "lal! laugh a little!" Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 364,863 |
You get a computer, with these keys missing: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Esc, F1, f2, f3, f4, f5, f6, f7, f8, f9, f10, f11, f12, ~, pause, windows logo, menu, 1234567890-=, backspace, home, []\;'./, shift, enter, page up, page down, end, home, all the arrows, delete, insert, and oh yeah, the left click and right click features are disabled.
but you get to keep this key: , -insert computer keys- |
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xangelkissesx The Vending Machine Feb 28 2006, 04:36 AM
icy_wonderland you get a bag of expired doritos
-insert coins- Feb 28 2006, 06:06 AM Im too punk rock for this you get a can of expired milk that has curdled
-i... Feb 28 2006, 04:14 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get the only iPod of its kind...but once its i... Feb 28 2006, 07:52 PM xxamandajanexx you get a million counterfeit dollars.
-inserts d... Feb 28 2006, 07:53 PM _sarcastic_ you get a bucket of water
-inserts dollar bill- Feb 28 2006, 08:02 PM xxamandajanexx you get a printer with no ink.
-inserts monopoly ... Feb 28 2006, 08:29 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get a monopoly board
-inserts monopoly houses... Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM electric shock you get your very own voodoo doll of your ... enem... Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM tic tac. You get a bag of expired chex mix.
-inserts scien... Feb 28 2006, 08:45 PM Im too punk rock for this u get nothing it eats ur science book
-inserts fa... Feb 28 2006, 08:47 PM angel_revelation - it gives you william hung tickets instead
*i... Feb 28 2006, 11:27 PM salcha you get your coins back
*inserts fake coins* Feb 28 2006, 11:34 PM Krunk_Muzik you get arrested
-inserts pesos- Mar 1 2006, 12:06 AM lil_chubby_cheeks2 an expired, moldy burrito pops out ;o
-inserts a ... Mar 1 2006, 12:10 AM tic tac. -gives you spit-
-inserts julie- Mar 1 2006, 12:12 AM lil_chubby_cheeks2 LOL
EW SPIT! xD
julie?!? ;o
a 5 million d... Mar 1 2006, 12:17 AM aubbob. it gives you pre chewed gum.
*inserts coin* Mar 1 2006, 01:54 AM salcha you don't get anything
*crams a ton of paper ... Mar 1 2006, 02:37 AM _sarcastic_ something kicks you and makes you stop
-inserts a... Mar 1 2006, 06:48 AM xxamandajanexx you get styrofoam (sp?)
-inserts bubblewrap- Mar 1 2006, 09:18 AM xxxSiERRAxxx you get popped bubblewrap
-inserts patrick star- Mar 1 2006, 04:22 PM xxamandajanexx you get squidwards broken clarinet
-inserts roast... Mar 1 2006, 06:32 PM salcha you get pregnant.
*kicks the machine making coins... Mar 1 2006, 07:52 PM tic tac. the machine transforms into a robot and beats you ... Mar 1 2006, 07:54 PM nightmare4taki Sally you get a
*picks up money
EDIT// My bad ... Mar 1 2006, 08:00 PM
salcha QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Mar 1 2006, 8:00 P... Mar 2 2006, 02:39 AM lil_chubby_cheeks2 QUOTE(salcha @ Mar 1 2006, 11:39 PM) HAHA... Mar 2 2006, 10:22 PM xxxSiERRAxxx You get nothing - you didn't insert anything
... Mar 1 2006, 08:49 PM lil_chubby_cheeks2 you get nothing, but words of wisdom
-inserts you... Mar 1 2006, 08:53 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get a duck
-inserts cracker- Mar 1 2006, 09:01 PM iNyCxShoRT Get a pig
-insert coin- Mar 1 2006, 09:02 PM tic tac. you get a banana peel
-inserts finger- Mar 1 2006, 09:03 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get a fingernail
-inserts computer- Mar 1 2006, 09:17 PM smrkangl you get a virus.
-inserts coin- Mar 1 2006, 09:35 PM Krunk_Muzik You get me!
-inserts coins- Mar 1 2006, 09:42 PM tic tac. You get my homework!
-inserts pictures of you... Mar 1 2006, 10:21 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get my dad's job
-inserts dog collar- Mar 1 2006, 10:53 PM sheepy you jammed the machine, please try again.
-insert... Mar 1 2006, 11:05 PM nightmare4taki you get a bottle of syrup
*inserts paper Mar 1 2006, 11:20 PM tic tac. you get a picture of robbi on money.
-inserts hea... Mar 1 2006, 11:28 PM lil_chubby_cheeks2 and a butt pops out x]
-insterts just broken brus... Mar 1 2006, 11:50 PM xxamandajanexx the machine yells at you and gives you lice.
-ins... Mar 2 2006, 09:09 AM _sarcastic_ a parrot flies out
-inserts cereal- Mar 2 2006, 05:42 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get a spoon
-inserts nail- Mar 2 2006, 06:50 PM _sarcastic_ vending machine screams
-inserts pig- Mar 2 2006, 09:30 PM tic tac. You get a piece of bacon
-inserts flower- Mar 2 2006, 09:48 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get a pollen allergy
-inserts hated sibling- Mar 2 2006, 10:19 PM salcha Sorry, he doesn't fit.
*inserts person who po... Mar 2 2006, 10:29 PM tic tac. You get a punch in the face. :]
-inserts Sally- Mar 2 2006, 10:32 PM lil_chubby_cheeks2 jose pops out o_o
-inserts the bitch i hate- Mar 2 2006, 10:35 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get a bitch slap
-inserts st.patricks day- Mar 2 2006, 10:53 PM aubbob. you get a pot of gold.
*inserts a dollar* Mar 3 2006, 02:50 AM _sarcastic_ a diamond ring pops out
-inserts water- Mar 3 2006, 04:51 PM xxamandajanexx you get a well.
-inserts calculator- Mar 3 2006, 09:47 PM lil_chubby_cheeks2 a penny pops out
-insterts a penny- Mar 4 2006, 12:02 AM aubbob. gives you a hobo man.
*inserts $20 bill* Mar 4 2006, 03:48 AM _sarcastic_ a camera comes out
-inserts bug- Mar 4 2006, 02:29 PM ecargnmyst you get chemical x
inserts diapers Mar 4 2006, 05:07 PM _sarcastic_ baby flies out
-inserts soup- Mar 4 2006, 05:20 PM annabel_x dead flies come out.
-inserts the whole hsbc bank... Mar 4 2006, 07:38 PM salcha it throws it back out at you
*inserts weed made ... Mar 5 2006, 12:31 AM lil_chubby_cheeks2 a tennis racket made of dust comes out
-inserts j... Mar 5 2006, 12:50 AM CHiiCKENBUTT you get 3 wishes
-inserts a piece of hair- Mar 5 2006, 02:34 PM azngrl7691 you get a fork
-inserts pencil- Mar 6 2006, 11:04 PM chococat15 u get a fat sumo wrestler
-inserts paperclip- Mar 7 2006, 07:50 AM _sarcastic_ paperclip monster steps out
-inserts you- Mar 7 2006, 09:43 PM aubbob. gives you nothing
inserts white chicks dvd Mar 9 2006, 04:07 PM StanleyThePanda The machine explodes on you
-inserts coin- Mar 9 2006, 04:10 PM _sarcastic_ thousand dollars comes out
-inserts a pencil- Mar 9 2006, 05:18 PM aubbob. pencil flys out and pokes your eye.
-inserts oreo ... Mar 9 2006, 10:02 PM _sarcastic_ milk floods the room
-inserts a soccer ball- Mar 10 2006, 12:12 PM lil_gymnast6 flattened soccer ball flops out
-inserts cat- Mar 11 2006, 05:35 PM xxxSiERRAxxx you get a cat scratch
-inserts nickelodeon- Mar 11 2006, 07:46 PM lil_gymnast6 You get splattered with orange goo
-inserts keybo... Mar 11 2006, 09:05 PM ROARxD you get a pen that will self destruct in 1 second.... Mar 25 2006, 09:48 AM _sarcastic_ paper clip flies out and hits you
-inserts cake- Mar 25 2006, 03:26 PM skp86 you get milk pouring all over you with a gay girl ... Mar 25 2006, 04:39 PM xxamandajanexx you get bill gates
-inserts college mail- Mar 25 2006, 04:47 PM _sarcastic_ you get to go to whichever college you want to
-i... Mar 25 2006, 06:03 PM x_lilvietdreamer_x you get happiness.
*insert coin* Mar 26 2006, 12:20 AM _sarcastic_ you become rich
-inserts best friend- Mar 26 2006, 01:02 AM Tribal J_Rome you get an enemy lol iono
*inserts life* Mar 26 2006, 01:30 AM _sarcastic_ nothing comes out
-inserts soup- Mar 26 2006, 04:59 PM digital.fragrance You get a salad.
::inserts myself:: Mar 26 2006, 05:02 PM _sarcastic_ someone else comes out
-inserts toothpaste- Mar 26 2006, 05:14 PM cheerbee07 you get clean teeth.
-inserts friendship- Mar 26 2006, 05:20 PM _sarcastic_ you have many more friends
-inserts hand- Mar 26 2006, 06:20 PM ecargnmyst you get groped
-insert fish- Mar 26 2006, 06:25 PM Ice Cream 4 U You get...uh...gross sushi
-inserts abercrombie- Mar 26 2006, 07:35 PM meleonade u get harassed by a hot guy
-inserts penguin- Mar 26 2006, 07:54 PM x_lilvietdreamer_x gets a cute penguin plushie
*inserts homework* Mar 26 2006, 08:44 PM Flavored Condom gets homework
*inserts glow in the dark trojan co... Mar 26 2006, 08:45 PM swtcherriipie Gets Seamen Infested Dlow in the dark condoms :)
... Mar 26 2006, 08:52 PM ecargnmyst gets 2 fingers
*insert girl* Mar 26 2006, 10:46 PM _sarcastic_ boy comes out
-inserts my hair- Mar 27 2006, 05:23 PM Ice Cream 4 U you get RED horsehair.
-inserts the color- Mar 28 2006, 06:46 PM lil_gymnast6 you get a shirt stained that color
-inserts Radio... Mar 28 2006, 09:38 PM Ice Cream 4 U you get fuzz.
-inserts troll- Mar 28 2006, 11:58 PM |
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