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jeppu
post Jan 27 2004, 08:35 PM
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grrr... a magazine here at buffalo -- gave this movie half a star.. out of 5.. cry.gif boycott this 'generations' magazine if ur in the blo area- lol
 
 
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post Feb 19 2006, 05:09 PM
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God awful movie. It has to be the worst film I own, by a long shot. And, I own Big Trouble in Little China.

It tries far far too hard to be taboo. Come on, exploding babies, molestation, and attempted quadriplegic suicide all in the same two hours of story? Awful. The dialogue is terrible. Kutcher does a sub-par acting job, as his co-stars make him look worthy of Oscar nominations. The characters don't seem real. The visual style is very much d**k directing for the MTV ADHD attention-span-induced generations. Comic relief is utterly forced. Dramatic scenes are played out, and become funnier than the so-called comic relief. Awful, awful film.

Worst script in a long, long time.
Man these assholes can't write, and there are two of them. They still can't come up with a good idea.

"Let's make her a hooker this time! AWESOME!"

False starts. Abrupt ending. No memorable lines, characters, places, or notable philosophy, aside from the director's cut sorry ass excuse for a Jesus story. The arbitrary use of Choas theory in the title, and following scenes makes me want to piss and shit my pants in the light of the most unbelievable "multiple worlds" story-line in recent memory. And, as someone so beautifully put it, "Ashton Kutcher has about as much depth as a puddle."

This is a horrible film that never would have been made if it wasn't for Ashton Kutcher's dumb producer ass. The script is atroucious. The execution is even worse. This is bad cinema. This is the creame of the crap. Shit shit balls shit shit.
 

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jeppu   butterfly effect   Jan 27 2004, 08:35 PM
wayne   i think the movie looks kool, I want to go see it   Jan 27 2004, 08:47 PM
Co.Oky me   looks really interesting..don't know why someo...   Jan 28 2004, 12:32 AM
eunie03   I liked it!!! I don't understand. ...   Jan 28 2004, 12:42 AM
jeppu   QUOTE(eunie03 @ 01-28-2004, 12:42 AM)I liked ...   Jan 28 2004, 12:46 AM
eunie03   QUOTE(jeppu @ 01-28-2004, 12:46 AM)was it tha...   Jan 28 2004, 01:02 AM
jeppu   QUOTEbut I spent an hour with my eyes WIDE open be...   Jan 28 2004, 01:05 AM
eunie03   QUOTE(jeppu @ 01-28-2004, 01:05 AM) *looks o...   Jan 28 2004, 02:01 AM
Mireh   QUOTE(jeppu @ 01-27-2004, 08:35 PM)grrr... a ...   Jan 28 2004, 12:40 PM
leenie   i have it on bootleg..hehe..anyways..it looks real...   Jan 29 2004, 01:54 PM
winterlily   Aww, I think it actually looks like an interesting...   Jan 29 2004, 03:02 PM
AsleepEyesOpen   it looks really good! I really wana go see it....   Jan 29 2004, 11:07 PM
adamssong   that is such a freakin cool movie!!!...   Jan 31 2004, 09:03 PM
jeppu   yeah i saw it in the theaters and loved it.. but i...   Feb 1 2004, 09:46 AM
xquizit   I loved it! I don't know why the critics a...   Feb 1 2004, 11:57 AM
tecnikmetafisik1   Haha I'm not stereotyping this one yet, looks ...   Feb 2 2004, 12:22 AM
annabebz   i heard that movie was good but it was confusing.....   Feb 6 2004, 10:07 AM
mohjaco   critics are always bad news. never read their comm...   Feb 6 2004, 10:11 AM
angelxsmile   didn`t get to watch it ...buh i heard it...   Feb 8 2004, 12:40 AM
Senorita_Babo   critics suck! y should some old man tell us wh...   Feb 8 2004, 12:46 AM
Alk3   Ah.. Everyone I know loved this movie. They say it...   Feb 8 2004, 12:47 AM
bobbster   yeah..i dont know ..it'd be cool to see Ashton...   Feb 9 2004, 11:24 PM
lupin311   the movie was okay but the book kicked ass - read ...   Feb 21 2004, 01:42 AM
emo_kid   i liked it! it was so intriguing....   Feb 21 2004, 09:17 AM
LatinaLady   i havent seen it buti do want to it seems cool to ...   Feb 21 2004, 04:20 PM
mznina   oh gosh i loved this movie! its was weird..but...   Mar 16 2004, 04:29 PM
NvieDi3ai3yGrL   i've never seen the movie but some people said...   Mar 16 2004, 04:34 PM
blue_air   i want 2 c it so much!   Mar 17 2004, 04:40 PM
Stupid_Fat_Boy   ive seen it. I liked it   Mar 17 2004, 06:23 PM
AngelicEyz00   I LOVED this movie!! It was awesome. Ashto...   Mar 18 2004, 01:14 AM
iloveyou07   i want to see it Ashton is sooo freakin HOTT!...   Mar 18 2004, 11:28 AM
swtcherriipie   good moovie indeed.   Feb 18 2006, 11:41 PM
yanners   QUOTE(swtcherriipie @ Feb 19 2006, 12:41 ...   Feb 19 2006, 08:12 AM
xl0stxThoughtx   ^Umm really old topic? Anyways, yeah this movi...   Feb 18 2006, 11:46 PM
jnukes   ^maybe she searched like everyone enforces to do ...   Feb 19 2006, 02:40 AM
Nugget   Yo.. I cried at the Director's cut. This was t...   Feb 19 2006, 02:50 AM
Weird addiction   I didn't like it. It was too confusing.   Feb 19 2006, 09:27 AM
Chii   QUOTE(Nugget @ Feb 19 2006, 2:50 AM) Yo.....   Feb 19 2006, 01:38 PM
Acid Bath Slayer   God awful movie. It has to be the worst film I own...   Feb 19 2006, 05:09 PM
Zatanna   ^ Tell us how you really feel. (just kidding) ...   Feb 19 2006, 05:13 PM
Acid Bath Slayer   QUOTE(Zatanna @ Feb 19 2006, 4:13 PM) ^ T...   Feb 19 2006, 05:19 PM


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