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![]() got, toilet paper? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 370 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,156 ![]() |
grrr... a magazine here at buffalo -- gave this movie half a star.. out of 5..
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![]() in the reverb chamber. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 ![]() |
God awful movie. It has to be the worst film I own, by a long shot. And, I own Big Trouble in Little China.
It tries far far too hard to be taboo. Come on, exploding babies, molestation, and attempted quadriplegic suicide all in the same two hours of story? Awful. The dialogue is terrible. Kutcher does a sub-par acting job, as his co-stars make him look worthy of Oscar nominations. The characters don't seem real. The visual style is very much d**k directing for the MTV ADHD attention-span-induced generations. Comic relief is utterly forced. Dramatic scenes are played out, and become funnier than the so-called comic relief. Awful, awful film. Worst script in a long, long time. Man these assholes can't write, and there are two of them. They still can't come up with a good idea. "Let's make her a hooker this time! AWESOME!" False starts. Abrupt ending. No memorable lines, characters, places, or notable philosophy, aside from the director's cut sorry ass excuse for a Jesus story. The arbitrary use of Choas theory in the title, and following scenes makes me want to piss and shit my pants in the light of the most unbelievable "multiple worlds" story-line in recent memory. And, as someone so beautifully put it, "Ashton Kutcher has about as much depth as a puddle." This is a horrible film that never would have been made if it wasn't for Ashton Kutcher's dumb producer ass. The script is atroucious. The execution is even worse. This is bad cinema. This is the creame of the crap. Shit shit balls shit shit. |
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