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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 361 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 299,326 ![]() |
i thought these were funny:
-Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? -Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? -Do you wake up or open your eyes first? -(i really wondered about this one) When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? - Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? -Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? -Whats a question with no answer called? -Do bald people get dandruff? -Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway? |
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 ![]() |
Heads up--- because I really want to confuse the person I'm about to hit.
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