crazy thoughts Options

[chococat15]

i thought these were funny:

-Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
-Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
-(i really wondered about this one) When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
- Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
-Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
-Whats a question with no answer called?
-Do bald people get dandruff?
-Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

[Chii]

i thought these were funny:

-Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

the alarm doesn't "come on," it's always on which is why it rings. the word "off" has more meanings than the most common one. like when someone is mad, they go off on someone which is why, "the alarm just when off" does make sense.

-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

both can happen. sometimes you wake up then open your eyes or other times your body wakes up before your mind does. like you open your eyes and you can't move or talk but you're not dreaming. that's when your body wakes up before your mind does. it's really scary, it used to happen to me

-(i really wondered about this one)  When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

i think it's just tradition now and plus, when you lie, that's against the law so either way, you're losing. besides not only atheists aren't into the bible, jewish people have the torah and jewish people are probably still sworn.

-Whats a question with no answer called?

questions are just questions, not all are guaranteed an answer.