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i thought these were funny:
-Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? -Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? -Do you wake up or open your eyes first? -(i really wondered about this one) When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? - Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? -Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? -Whats a question with no answer called? -Do bald people get dandruff? -Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway? |
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![]() You'll find me in your dreams. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 ![]() |
-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Mentally, you wake up. =P - Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Yes, we planted them next to our strawberry tree, na no da! -Whats a question with no answer called? Rhetorical. =3 ---- Why is it called a building if it's already built? Do I really trust my psyche to the "therapist"? (pull the words apart, you might get it.) |
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