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chococat15
post Feb 15 2006, 08:24 PM
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i thought these were funny:

-Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
-Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
-(i really wondered about this one) When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
- Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
-Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
-Whats a question with no answer called?
-Do bald people get dandruff?
-Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?
 
 
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talcumpowder
post Feb 15 2006, 09:26 PM
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-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Mentally, you wake up. =P
- Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Yes, we planted them next to our strawberry tree, na no da!
-Whats a question with no answer called?
Rhetorical. =3
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post Feb 15 2006, 09:39 PM
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QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Feb 15 2006, 9:26 PM)

- Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Yes, we planted them next to our strawberry tree, na no da!

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well, i know there aren't pink lemons..... mellow.gif i just thought it was weird. that's why i posted all of those.
 

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