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 Feb 14 2006, 10:06 AM
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 wanderlust personified.  Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797  |
Valentine's Day is for suckers. It tortures the single folks and fattens the pockets of flower peddlers and greeting card companies.
I encourage you all to ignore this fictitious holiday altogether whether you're in a relationship or not. Here's what I recommend! Avoid where couples go. Rent an angsty movie. Go to a Hallmark store and watch men panic to pick out "the" card or visit the grocery store and watch people fight over the shrivled remains of valentine's day chocolates and flowers in a last ditch effort for sex. How fun! Who's with me?!?! 
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Feb 14 2006, 04:13 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(xnofearx @ Feb 14 2006, 2:16 PM) How about I go on my roof with my airsoft sniper rifle, and shoot couples? Who wants to join?  Sounds like a plan  QUOTE(Zatanna @ Feb 14 2006, 3:15 PM) Today was fun - at the store there was one set of vanilla V-Day cupcakes left. I was head to head with another mom who was eyeing them as I was. I grabbed them and ran. Those cupcakes are for my little boy dammit. And I wonder why I don't get along with fellow parents. /random Yeah - see what Valentines Day inspires? And does anyone who reads Greek Mythology know what kind of jerk Cupid really was? Yeah, but Cupid got his in the end. Hehehe. 
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xquizit this hallmark holiday... Feb 14 2006, 10:06 AM
islandgirl4eva Roxy, I love the way you think.
My roommate and I... Feb 14 2006, 10:14 AM mipadi I don't see why people feel "pathetic... Feb 14 2006, 10:19 AM
StanleyThePanda QUOTE(mipadi @ Feb 14 2006, 10:19 AM)I don... Feb 14 2006, 03:26 PM islandgirl4eva You're right. There's no need to feel that... Feb 14 2006, 10:23 AM Madame C There's a reason why venereal disease and Vale... Feb 14 2006, 11:03 AM xquizit ^ LOL. Nice observation. Feb 14 2006, 11:20 AM Days Nearly Over I wonder how high suicide rates are for Valentines... Feb 14 2006, 11:21 AM Heathasm O_O
I WOULD RATHER GET CANDYTHX Feb 14 2006, 11:36 AM Programmer hey roxy....just let me know what hallmark your at... Feb 14 2006, 11:59 AM Chii i love valentine's day...
however, it really... Feb 14 2006, 01:15 PM Heathasm QUOTE(Chii @ Feb 14 2006, 1:15 PM)i love vale... Feb 14 2006, 01:29 PM Programmer ^ *check and check*
you'll get them on your d... Feb 14 2006, 01:46 PM xnofearx How about I go on my roof with my airsoft sniper r... Feb 14 2006, 02:16 PM KissMe2408 QUOTE(xnofearx @ Feb 14 2006, 2:16 PM)How abo... Feb 14 2006, 05:28 PM Zatanna Today was fun - at the store there was one set of ... Feb 14 2006, 03:15 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK QUOTE(Zatanna @ Feb 14 2006, 4:15 PM)Today wa... Feb 14 2006, 05:23 PM islandgirl4eva ^^ Haha. That's really sweet, though. I'm ... Feb 14 2006, 03:17 PM skp86 I beleive valentines day is for lovers.
[and this... Feb 14 2006, 04:21 PM tweeak Oh, thank you Roxy for saving me the trouble of ra... Feb 14 2006, 05:20 PM chaneun Valentines Day is actually a religious holiday, or... Feb 14 2006, 05:30 PM xnofearx So far, I shot 3! Feb 14 2006, 05:33 PM zomgznoway I got a carnatino from a teacher. That's right... Feb 14 2006, 05:52 PM tweeak Yes, well, I got the most pathetic valentine ever.... Feb 14 2006, 07:41 PM xnofearx ^ LOL in exchange for food... Feb 14 2006, 07:42 PM Krunk_Muzik What's up with all the V'day hating? Lol..... Feb 14 2006, 07:46 PM xnofearx Psst...this is the first year I have a Valentine, ... Feb 14 2006, 07:48 PM smearedmakeup My opinion? I have nothing against Valentine's... Feb 14 2006, 07:48 PM EmmalieV Valentines Day sucks when your single or when you ... Feb 14 2006, 11:08 PM Socialite Totally agree.
Feb 14 is actually National Singl... Feb 15 2006, 10:49 AM Programmer ^ yeah you would know all about that you big flirt Feb 15 2006, 12:19 PM |
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