3 in 1 story, a joke.... Options

[spoon_fork]

ok, i just heard this from my cousin.... its a trick 3 in 1 question.... and its also a joke...

answer this:

1) how can u put an 15 foot whole elephant in an 2 foot fridge?

2) theres a rich lady that has a private plane and planing to go to another country, in the plane a brought along her Mercedes Benz, King Size Bed, Fridge, and a Power Boat.... while flying in the air the pilot notice the over weight of the things she brought along.... so the pilot told the lady to throw away one of her heavy belongings outside because the plane might crash.... so what would she throw away?

3) john and peter was lost in the forest, john told peter that he will die because of thirst... so peter left john to find some water.... but when peter came back john was dead... how did john die?



answer this please..... hehehehe have fun......

i will give the answer in Feb. 1

[bad_girl]

1) how can u put an 15 foot whole elephant in an 2 foot fridge?
open the door, put the elephant in sideways & close the door

2) theres a rich lady that has a private plane and planing to go to another country, in the plane a brought along her Mercedes Benz, King Size Bed, Fridge, and a Power Boat.... while flying in the air the pilot notice the over weight of the things she brought along.... so the pilot told the lady to throw away one of her heavy belongings outside because the plane might crash.... so what would she throw away?
the fridge because the elephants in the fridge

3) john and peter was lost in the forest, john told peter that he will die because of thirst... so peter left john to find some water.... but when peter came back john was dead... how did john die?
the fridge hit john && john died.

oh wait i got moreee on this

1) how can you put an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps?
open the door, put the elephant in, close the door
2) how can you put a giraffe into a fridge in 4 steps?
open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
3) it was the lion king's birthday, all the animal's went except one, who didnt go?
the giraffe, because it's still in the fridge
4) a man was trying to cross a river filled with crocodiles. He could not cross the river because the crocodiles tried to eat him whenever he tried. But in the end, he crossed. How?
The crocodiles left to the lion king's birthday, so he simply swam across.

edit.//

I'm not totally sure that these answers are right, but I've heard a variation of this joke. It had to do with elephants, crossing a river with alligators, and the Lion King. Lol.

I just realized! Sorry! Is your versions the same as mine above though?