Male Enhancement, pg-13 |
Male Enhancement, pg-13 |
Jan 15 2006, 12:18 AM
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If you don't have erectile dysfunction, its suggested that you don't take Viagara. I took Cialis because I had a loooong night ahead of me and I wanted to be 100% the entire night.
Never have I ever been so scared and embarassed in my whole entire life. The fear comes from the fact that you have an erection for such a long time that its excrutiatingly painful and you don't want anything to happen to you. I was nearly humiliated because I actually told a girl that I couldn't finish because I was in too much pain. We had gone for a good hour by that time, but still, it hurt my pride (no pun intended). Freaked out, I call the number on the back of the sample package and I was transferred to a call center that was obviously somewhere in the middle east. As I'm trying to explain that I've had an erection for over 3 hours and after multiple ejaculations it wouldn't go down, he continued to say, "I'm sorry, can you repeat yourself." Imagine me, of all people, losing my cool. I walked back and forth in her room wearing absolutely nothing hoping that the movement would calm me down. She even turned on the TV and made me watch some things that aren't sexually appealing to me (NO HOMO) just to help out. At the 3 hour and 34 minute mark, I got sleepy (no pun intended). When I woke up a few hours later, all was well. No more pain. Moral of the story, its better to have sex twice in an evening than to take a male enhancement pill to boost your libido. |
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Jan 15 2006, 01:48 PM
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HAHAHA wow, 3 hours??
Are you serious?! I didn't know that was possible. thankx for the advice... but yes, don't take any of that stuff, it's meant for old people anyway; people who kinda lost their magic, i guess. And don't ejaculate twice a day! (hurts my d**k i hope girls don't come here. |
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Jan 31 2006, 09:21 PM
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![]() Ako si Emmanuel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:48 AM) HAHAHA wow, 3 hours?? Are you serious?! I didn't know that was possible. thankx for the advice... but yes, don't take any of that stuff, it's meant for old people anyway; people who kinda lost their magic, i guess. And don't ejaculate twice a day! (hurts my d**k i hope girls don't come here. 3 hours of what? erection? sorry I didn't read the first messege(toooooooo long). If so, damn that's gotta be funny and reminded me of another D.L Hughley stand up when he said "The warning even says(talking about viagra)'Consult a doctor if 4 hours of erection has occured.' sh111et If I had an erection that long I'd call a hooker!" pwahahahahaha. All Imma comment on this male enhancement topic is that I don't need it. |
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