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post Jan 15 2006, 12:18 AM
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If you don't have erectile dysfunction, its suggested that you don't take Viagara. I took Cialis because I had a loooong night ahead of me and I wanted to be 100% the entire night.

Never have I ever been so scared and embarassed in my whole entire life. The fear comes from the fact that you have an erection for such a long time that its excrutiatingly painful and you don't want anything to happen to you.

I was nearly humiliated because I actually told a girl that I couldn't finish because I was in too much pain. We had gone for a good hour by that time, but still, it hurt my pride (no pun intended).

Freaked out, I call the number on the back of the sample package and I was transferred to a call center that was obviously somewhere in the middle east. As I'm trying to explain that I've had an erection for over 3 hours and after multiple ejaculations it wouldn't go down, he continued to say, "I'm sorry, can you repeat yourself."

Imagine me, of all people, losing my cool.

I walked back and forth in her room wearing absolutely nothing hoping that the movement would calm me down. She even turned on the TV and made me watch some things that aren't sexually appealing to me (NO HOMO) just to help out. At the 3 hour and 34 minute mark, I got sleepy (no pun intended). When I woke up a few hours later, all was well. No more pain.

Moral of the story, its better to have sex twice in an evening than to take a male enhancement pill to boost your libido.
 
 
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post Jan 15 2006, 01:48 PM
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HAHAHA wow, 3 hours?? laugh.gif
Are you serious?! I didn't know that was possible. mellow.gif

thankx for the advice...

but yes, don't take any of that stuff, it's meant for old people anyway; people who kinda lost their magic, i guess. And don't ejaculate twice a day! (hurts my d**k _dry.gif)


i hope girls don't come here.
 
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post Jan 31 2006, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:48 AM)
HAHAHA wow, 3 hours?? laugh.gif 
Are you serious?! I didn't know that was possible. mellow.gif

thankx for the advice...

but yes, don't take any of that stuff, it's meant for old people anyway; people who kinda lost their magic, i guess. And don't ejaculate twice a day! (hurts my d**k _dry.gif)
i hope girls don't come here.
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3 hours of what? erection? sorry I didn't read the first messege(toooooooo long). If so, damn that's gotta be funny and reminded me of another D.L Hughley stand up when he said "The warning even says(talking about viagra)'Consult a doctor if 4 hours of erection has occured.' sh111et If I had an erection that long I'd call a hooker!" pwahahahahaha.


All Imma comment on this male enhancement topic is that I don't need it.
 

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BrandonSaunders   Male Enhancement   Jan 15 2006, 12:18 AM
i_liek_sushi   HAHAHA wow, 3 hours?? Are you serious?! I d...   Jan 15 2006, 01:48 PM
full:O:beans   QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:48 AM)i ...   Jan 18 2006, 12:40 AM
BannanaQ   QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:48 AM)HA...   Jan 31 2006, 09:21 PM
mipadi   Oh my God, that is the funniest thing I have read ...   Jan 15 2006, 07:11 PM
Madame C   I know someone who was naturally hard (i.e. no Via...   Jan 15 2006, 07:33 PM
DaTru KataLYST   QUOTE(Madame C @ Jan 15 2006, 4:33 PM)I know ...   Jan 15 2006, 08:20 PM
mipadi   QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Jan 15 2006, 8:20 PM)t...   Jan 15 2006, 09:26 PM
Just_Dream   QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 15 2006, 6:26 PM)Did someo...   Jan 17 2006, 08:33 PM
stephinika   QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jan 17 2006, 5:33 PM)Now I...   Jan 21 2006, 04:54 PM
Madame C   QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Jan 15 2006, 8:20 PM)t...   Jan 15 2006, 09:51 PM
Rachel is love   QUOTE(Madame C @ Jan 15 2006, 6:33 PM)I know ...   Jan 21 2006, 04:37 PM
vash1530   QUOTE(Rachel is love @ Jan 21 2006, 4:37 PM)C...   Jan 21 2006, 05:27 PM
pandamonium   ouch that sounded like it hurt. man loss of words ...   Jan 15 2006, 08:02 PM
not_your_average   AHAHAHA. Ouch! That must hurt. ><   Jan 16 2006, 06:53 PM
vash1530   haha i needed some comic relief todai. thax for pr...   Jan 16 2006, 10:17 PM
xnofearx   Did you try cold showers?   Jan 17 2006, 10:50 PM
nightmare4taki   Sorry Brandon but pardon me I had to laugh at that...   Jan 18 2006, 07:50 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   REally!?! tHAT'S YOU ?   Jan 21 2006, 08:14 PM
i_liek_sushi   ^ No it's not... he couldn't even get a bo...   Jan 21 2006, 08:49 PM
chaneun   QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 21 2006, 8:49 PM)^ N...   Feb 1 2006, 06:39 PM
Gerifan04   I don't know. I guess this could be funny but ...   Jan 22 2006, 04:36 AM
mipadi   QUOTE(Gerifan04 @ Jan 22 2006, 4:36 AM)Unless...   Jan 22 2006, 12:43 PM


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